Frances A is just another shot of near perfection in the always awesome Met Art collection. She isn’t as hairless as the chick I posted on here a few minutes ago but she is definitely near perfection like that last chick. Also, I like blondes. Of course this chick could have purple hair for all I care and I would still do unthinkable and possibly illegal things to her and her body. All with her consent of course. Rape isn’t cool. But a lubricated thing of cool whip and a few bottle rockets always make for fun in the bedroom.

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• Livia A Is A Brunette Bombshell
• Carla B Is Pretty In Pink (Nipples)
• Inga C Is A Beachside Babe
• Gwen A Is Boney, Hot
• Paola C Is Artsy, Nude

Most days I see a good looking girl and she essentially gets a spot in one of two categories in my head. Fuckable or unfuckable. Sometimes if a chick is really hot she gets a side not like I would find the biggest item in the room and see if it fits inside her. And if it is a particularly ugly chick I give her a side note likeshe is so ugly I would find the biggest item in the room and beat her with it. I know it is vile to give chicks side notes but I am a fair guy and believe in giving side notes to both hot chicks and ugly chicks. And if you do not get a side note, you will more than likely be forgotten after I beat off to you when I get home at night. This is why it is important for hot chicks to make themselves hotter. Not to get a promotion or to gain more friends or to be lusted after by someone who has a good gene pool. No. It is all about side notes. I know this because I am essentially the most important person in the world. I know this because I invented the side note.

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• Frances A Is An Ugly Name But A Pretty Face
• Carla B Is Pretty In Pink (Nipples)
• Inga C Is A Beachside Babe
• Gwen A Is Boney, Hot
• Paola C Is Artsy, Nude

Most chicks who have a face of an angel decide to go to college and get a degree and make a name for themself. Not in this situation. Daloria A decided that the best thing to do with her good looks is to get completely naked and show of a little bit of poon tang. I can’t say I disagree. On a scale of 1 to 10 this chick is an 11. She looks like one of those chicks you went to high school with who didn’t say anything to you because by simply talking to a pimply, anxious teenager would make her less hot. Of course I never had pimples and my girlfriend in high school was hotter than her but I am talking hypotheticals. I love the net. I can make up just about any reality I want and it is gold.

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• Frances A Is An Ugly Name But A Pretty Face
• Livia A Is A Brunette Bombshell
• Carla B Is Pretty In Pink (Nipples)
• Brunettes Are A Great Way To Start The Week
• Inga C Is A Beachside Babe

There is a new movie coming out called The Killer Inside Me and in it Jessica Alba gets her tight little ass spanked like the bad girl that she is. This is the only picture that I can find of it, hence Megan Fox, but I enjoy it none the less. To peep out the entire video with some better ass shots head over to NS4W.org Trust me you will not be disappointed.

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• Frances A Is An Ugly Name But A Pretty Face
• Livia A Is A Brunette Bombshell
• Carla B Is Pretty In Pink (Nipples)
• Brunettes Are A Great Way To Start The Week
• Inga C Is A Beachside Babe

Some people complain that this site panders to the readers because, invariably everyday there is a post that has a girl in a bikini. Maybe they’re right. Or just maybe, it’s just a coincidence that the most salient news of the day just happens to be about a hot chick in a bikini. Maybe you’re just an insufferable asshole? I don’t know, what am I a doctor?

What is not insufferable is Anna Faris’ ass. Nor is my apostrophe usage on the singular possessive ending in ‘S’. Nor is a Hollywood that is embracing the fact that to make a movie that people will watch, you have to put Anna Faris in a pink bikini. Here are some details on House Bunny.

When Shelly (Anna Faris), a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Tau Zeta. The members of the sorority ,“ who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet, are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide, but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves. (IMDB)

The movie also stars Katharine McPhee who has a scientifically demonstrated perfectly formed ass herself. She plays a pregnant chick so she wears a prosthesis for most of the movie. So it’s cool to get a wood for her even though she looks pregnant. Unless you’re into that shit you dirty bastard. You know the Bible talks about people like you. It also talks about people like Anna Faris. I think Lot’s wife used to hang with those types…

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• Frances A Is An Ugly Name But A Pretty Face
• Livia A Is A Brunette Bombshell
• Daloria A Makes A Good Wednesday
• Jessica Alba’s Tight Little Tushy
• Carla B Is Pretty In Pink (Nipples)