NSFW – Fatback Media

Frances A is just another shot of near perfection in the always awesome Met Art collection. She isn’t as hairless as the chick I posted on here a few minutes ago but she is definitely near perfection like that last chick. Also, I like blondes. Of course this chick could have purple hair for all I care and I would still do unthinkable and possibly illegal things to her and her body. All with her consent of course. Rape isn’t cool. But a lubricated thing of cool whip and a few bottle rockets always make for fun in the bedroom.

Most days I see a good looking girl and she essentially gets a spot in one of two categories in my head. Fuckable or unfuckable. Sometimes if a chick is really hot she gets a side not like I would find the biggest item in the room and see if it fits inside her. And if it is a particularly ugly chick I give her a side note likeshe is so ugly I would find the biggest item in the room and beat her with it. I know it is vile to give chicks side notes but I am a fair guy and believe in giving side notes to both hot chicks and ugly chicks. And if you do not get a side note, you will more than likely be forgotten after I beat off to you when I get home at night. This is why it is important for hot chicks to make themselves hotter. Not to get a promotion or to gain more friends or to be lusted after by someone who has a good gene pool. No. It is all about side notes. I know this because I am essentially the most important person in the world. I know this because I invented the side note.

Most chicks who have a face of an angel decide to go to college and get a degree and make a name for themself. Not in this situation. Daloria A decided that the best thing to do with her good looks is to get completely naked and show of a little bit of poon tang. I can’t say I disagree. On a scale of 1 to 10 this chick is an 11. She looks like one of those chicks you went to high school with who didn’t say anything to you because by simply talking to a pimply, anxious teenager would make her less hot. Of course I never had pimples and my girlfriend in high school was hotter than her but I am talking hypotheticals. I love the net. I can make up just about any reality I want and it is gold.

There is a new movie coming out called The Killer Inside Me and in it Jessica Alba gets her tight little ass spanked like the bad girl that she is. This is the only picture that I can find of it, hence Megan Fox, but I enjoy it none the less. To peep out the entire video with some better ass shots head over to NS4W.org Trust me you will not be disappointed.