NSFW – Fatback Media

I am a man of meager funds so I am not sure if I were an amateur photographer I would be spending thousands of dollars on a couch which looks like it was made out of polar bear fur. Then again, I do not own Met Art and don’t have the cash to get beautiful girls like Carla B here to take off all their clothes and show the world what they look like in their birthday suit. Anyway, I make up for my lack of cash by hanging around outside the Met Art studios and asking the girls if they would like to have a drink. Of course it is always them buying me a drink but by the time we are ready to pay the bill the roofie kicks in and there are no arguments on who covers the tab.

Happy Monday everyone! I hope you are having a good one. Sitting in the office, sipping coffee, filling out TPS reports and hoping your boss doesn’t ask you to work this weekend. Yes. The joys of office work. Meanwhile, I am sitting in my air conditioned apartment counting money and writing about hot chicks who like to get naked and post their pics all over the internet. Life is so fair. Isn’t it?

I am starting to wonder if looking at sexually suggesting pictures of beautiful girls with no clothes on is the best way to start my day? It can’t hurt right? Who am I kidding? I FUCKING LOVE IT! Here is a fine little number named Inga C who likes to chill by the pool, read classic novels and give you erections that rip through your jeans. These are pretty good characteristics in a girl and if I hadn’t spent the past half hour eating this girl out I would have some more philosophical shit to say about her but if I put her too much on a pedestal, she might wanna be more than just friends with benefits.

Gwen A ( why do all these bitches last name start with A?) is chillin’ with some high tech shoes on her feet and some high tech boobs on her chest. I would totally do this chick all night but I am not sure about her sitting on my lap because she might break the skin. I mean just look at those butt cheeks. They are like razor blades. But if you are a guy like me, that is a good thing. I don’t want a huge Jennifer Lopez ass on my dick and I think most guys should be the same way, unless you’re Ice-T. This girl on a scale of one to ten is definitely a high nine.