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Nikkala Stott never fails to disappoint. She’s our favorite Page 3 C-Cup girl. And that’s saying a lot. You know we’re suckers for British chicks who like show their tits. So, pretty much all girls form the UK fall into out favorites list. Oi! God save the Queen.

Lindsey Strutt and her rack. Get it? Of course you do, you smartie! I like the billiards myself. It’s a real thinking man’s game like chess, or canasta or Chutes & Ladders. Speaking of billiards I think that Lindsey here might be trying to hustle us.

Merry Christmas in July! I don’t know who came up with that concept but I bet that person was probably addicted to internet porn. Speaking of. This chick’s name is Allie and at first glance, I thought she was this chick Nikki that I went to high school with in Myrtle Beach. Upon further investigation it turns out she’s not a naughty amateur with a camera happy boyfriend. She’s a fucking pro. This chick is literally down for anything. You can see more of her here. And by more, I mean you’d better bring towel and an appetite.

Adabel Guerrero is from Argentina. I think. She’s nude in MAXIM Argetina, which is 1000% better than the airbrushed bullshit that MAXIM USA puts out. Not only does the Argentinian version not aribrush out nipples and bush, they actually have tits on the cover. Advantage: Argentina. Winners: Everyone! Aye carrumba!

[pics via Phun. Props to the cappers]

I scream, you scream we all scream for boobies! Once again Lucy Pinder saves the day with her giant British rack and a little ice cream. Lucy Pinder’s job is to be hot and naked all the time. Which spells hero to this guy. And since the 4th of July is coming up what better way to show our USA patriotism than by ogling some British titties. We may have won the war, but your chicks are hotter, mate. Because they don’t mind carbs and they don’t fucking cry when their heel breaks. Oi!

Super reliable sources at People Magazine report that Katharine McPhee just got engaged to this handsome young man. And by super reliable, I mean who gives a shit.

McPhee, 23, recently has been showing off a ring from Cokas, 42. They have been dating for more than a year.

“Katharine is bubbling over with excitement for her upcoming wedding,” a source says. “She is all smiles when she talks about the planning. It sounds like everything is going very smoothly.” (source)

This, like all relationships initiated in Hollywood where one person is hot and famous with a huge rack and the other person is just some dude that looks like he might be able to help you find a solution to your home theater needs, will end with the hot famous chick moving on and the unfamous dude helping you out with that Pioneer 7.1 surround package.

God. Damn.

What is about Christina Aguilera these days? Hmmm. There’s definitely something different. Ohhhh, right. It’s the big ass titties. Christina Aguilera has been flying under the celeb radar for a while and hasn’t really been making tabloid headlines since she got married. I think that may be because she has intelligence, decorum and class and also because she’s not a idiot redneck whore. She does have an impossibly large rack and that warrants her a special place in all our hearts - even if she did marry a goblin.

I hear she’s pregnant; which may be the reason her chest went from 36DD to 36WTF in last few months. Normally pregnant chicks scare me because of their fuzzy fat bellies and those creepy outties and all that crying about “it’s your baby, I can’t do this alone“, but Christina looks like she’s keeping her pea in smallish sized pod. So, you could technically still have sex with her without being grossed out. Thanks for the mammaries. I love that one. Much more after the jump.

Besides Sanjaya, who’s a total dreamboat, Haley Scarnato is the hottest Idol contestant left. (Well, there is that chick that kinda looks like chocolate Shrek. Reeeow. )Point is, Haley may have the nicest rack in American Idol history. Katharine Mcphee is a close second. It’s cool though. She’s used to second place. Zing!

China (THE COMMUNIST COUNTRY) is starting their own version of Idol that, from these reports, may just be spicier than General Gao’s Chicken with extra ginger. It’s going to be called Boys Happy Voice, which sounds like a play I was in at Catholic School. I don’t like to talk about it.

Tears, wild hair and unhealthy songs are banned when China’s latest version of “American Idol” goes on the air next month.

“No weirdness, no vulgarity, no low taste,” the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television said Friday in a notice to the producers of “Boys Happy Voice,” according to the official Xinhua News Agency.

The talent show, to be broadcast beginning May 1, is a sequel to the hugely popular TV contest “Super Girls Voice” in 2005, which drew more than 400 million viewers. The woman who won that contest became a popular singer in China….

“Happy Boys Voice” should include only “healthy and ethically inspiring” songs and avoid scenes of screaming fans or losing contestants in tears,” the regulator was quoted as saying. (source)

The officals were also quoted as saying that, instead of being forced to sing (while crying )when they are eliminated, ousted contestants will be crushed by Red Army Tanks to show their Happy Fun Patriotism and Conformity. More Haley proving that some animals are more equal than others…

Anne Hathaway is one of those girls that looks so wholesome that you think they probably shit milk and cookies. She’s absolutely gorgeous and may have the best rack in Hollywood today. However, looks, like small Mexican children, can be deceiving. Anne Hathaway is doing everything she can to shed her “good girl image” by showing everyone in the world her boobies any chance she gets. Between the tight t-shirts, the see thru’s and down right dirty nakedness she has displayed in some movies, she’s doing a pretty good job.

The only thing is, even when she’s wearing a see-thru top trying to be all risque, her face still looks so sweet and angelic so it’s hard for me to go all-in on the look. That’s how I know that she’s the devil. Also, the power of Christ compels you to masturbate to her rack. The book of revelation tells us that there will be a fine ass, angel faced harlot riding a 7 headed dragon that will try to have sex me at the end of days. Wait. Maybe that was a dream. Here are some shots of Anne Hathaway and some other demons at the Devil Wears Prada Premier, followed by some NSFW images of Anne wreaking havoc with her rack in Havoc.(Devil Wears Prada Premier Images:Sky.com)

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Ashlee Simpson made a few comments recently that caused a bit of a stir. Apparently she says that she is hotter than her sister Jessica because -get this- her boobs are smaller.

Ashlee Simpson has joked that she is more attractive than sister Jessica.The singer claims she is prettier than the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ star, despite denying rumours of sibling rivalry in the past. She is quoted in Scotland’s Daily Record newspaper as saying: “I’m taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers…I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive” (source)

Well, I have photographic evidence to the contrary. I’m pretty sure that’s a huge rack she’s carrying around up front there. The only way to be sure is extensive scientific comparison which involves lots of charts and graphs, the two of them oiled and naked and me in my Female Body Inspector T-shirt.