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Kelly Brook is…well um… she’s alive. Not sure what she does or why the world wants to see her nipple so bad but if you do want to see her nipple then you are in luck. Don’t get me wrong, I wanna see any hot chicks nipple I am just not sure what she does to make her nipple such a coveted piece of eye candy. Anyway here it is.

Bai Ling stepper out the other night and she wasn’t wearing a top. She had some fuzzy thing over her tits but they were not doing a real good job covering up the goodies. Hence this Bai Ling nipple slip. I think I have posted about Bai Ling here before and as long as she keeps showing off her tits the more I will keep posting about her. Now if we could just convince her to ditch underwear altogether.

Tila Tequila got engaged the other night and to celebrate her and her nipple went to the red carpet. The nipple was sick of hearing about all this Tila Army bullshit so it popped out to say hello. Welll hello there Mr.Nipple. Is Tila treating you right? No? You are being covered up by lingerie and want to see more of the world? I agree with you Mr.Nipple. Tila should show you off more often. See? If more people would listen to the nipples of the world instead of d-list attention whores, the world would be a much MUCH better place.

I don’t know where Bai Ling is and it doesn’t really matter because what is important is that she is exposing her nipple. Probably not on purpose but that doesn’t matter either. Usually when a female celebrity leaves the house without a bra they are sure to use these little pasty thingys that keep their tits from popping out from whatever they are wearing. Bai Ling forgot those little pasty thingys and I am very grateful that she did.