It’s hard not to sound racist when saying that but Zhang Ziyi really is Asian, you know. No, seriously. I used to date an Asian chick and I know what you’re thinking: It was all samurai swords and dim sum and crazy sex that involved incense, tea leaves and wooden objects. Well, David Duke, it turns out that Vun couldn’t cook at all. So put that in your wok and steam it. Jeez.

This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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It’s Memorial Day time kids and that means hot chicks at the beach. So what better time to showcase all the naked submissions for our “Real Nude at the Beach” promo? Basically we asked our readers to send in naked pictures of themselves at the beach and we would post them for everyone to see. We got a huge response. Unfortunately, we failed to mention that we only wanted female submissions. Sorry guys. And eww.

These are all the submitted images of real live, non model female naked beach pictures. Although some of these are genuinely from hottie readers, I have a feeling that most of these were submitted by dudes and some of them don’t appear to be recent. So if you see your mom in here somewhere, don’t blame us.

PS. one of these naked chicks is my girlfriend. True Story.

It’s almost summer, so what better way to celebrate than by looking at terrible scans of naked chicks at the beach? Yeah, you could just go out by the magazine, but that would take you away from your nice gamer chair that your mom got you last Christmas to go in your basement apt. Plus, you just got GTA 4 and you want to mack some Liberty City hoes. You stud.

Lindsay Lohan is a role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently, a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops this the next night when they were cuffing her, impounding her car and putting her cocaine in the evidence bag.