I am not 100% sure how to pronounce this chicks name. I guess during sex I just need to remember the safe word and not bother saying anything else. Anyway, she is topless (and bottomless) in the most recent issue of Nuts magazine and even though I have never seen/heard of her before, I am very pleased. She has a HUMUNGO rack and the rest of her looks pretty good as well. Now if she would stop staring at that photographer and finish tying me to the bed.

There is a new movie coming out called The Killer Inside Me and in it Jessica Alba gets her tight little ass spanked like the bad girl that she is. This is the only picture that I can find of it, hence Megan Fox, but I enjoy it none the less. To peep out the entire video with some better ass shots head over to NS4W.org Trust me you will not be disappointed.

Sorry folks! Had to remove the pictures because of the man...

Last month I posted some pics from the Shauna Sand sex tape on here and the pics were incredible. It is almost like she hired a professional photographer/videographer to make the tape. I have not seen it yet but I am willing to bet that is the situation.I will see it eventually but I doubt I will go out and buy the whole thing. Enjoy!

UPDATE: Although I am a Vivid Affiliate partner and have the banners ALL OVER THIS site. For some reasons the lawyers don’t like the pics in a post. I guess its too much exposure for their brand. I’d hate to sell more god damn videos for them. Ugh. Maybe they’d like an invitation to GMAIL?

I don’t know which magazine Miranda Kerr is stripping for now but it doesn’t really matter. I am sure she is doing this for “art” and wants to be seen as a “deep” model but all the other pics sucked so I just posted the one. She has a killer ass and I hope you enjoy this picture as much as I do. I did. I will again.

Some people complain that this site panders to the readers because, invariably everyday there is a post that has a girl in a bikini. Maybe they’re right. Or just maybe, it’s just a coincidence that the most salient news of the day just happens to be about a hot chick in a bikini. Maybe you’re just an insufferable asshole? I don’t know, what am I a doctor?

What is not insufferable is Anna Faris’ ass. Nor is my apostrophe usage on the singular possessive ending in ‘S’. Nor is a Hollywood that is embracing the fact that to make a movie that people will watch, you have to put Anna Faris in a pink bikini. Here are some details on House Bunny.

When Shelly (Anna Faris), a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Tau Zeta. The members of the sorority ,“ who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet, are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide, but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves. (IMDB)

The movie also stars Katharine McPhee who has a scientifically demonstrated perfectly formed ass herself. She plays a pregnant chick so she wears a prosthesis for most of the movie. So it’s cool to get a wood for her even though she looks pregnant. Unless you’re into that shit you dirty bastard. You know the Bible talks about people like you. It also talks about people like Anna Faris. I think Lot’s wife used to hang with those types…