Not sure how naked chicks gets people to stop torturing animals and I am not sure of PETA’s logic behind it but I am glad that logic is there. I guess it is more based around the old addage that sex sells and I would have to agree. After seeing Keeley Hazell topless makes want to give up my weekends where I go to northern Canada and beat the shit out of baby seals with a baseball bat. Don’t know why I do that but when I am at home looking at nude pics of Keeley Hazell means less time killing innocent animals.

It seems that Playboy is attempting to redeem itself after featuring shitty playmates such as Marge Simpson and the non naked Hedi Montag. Now they give you Joanna Krupa who is much hotter than the other two and much more naked. I give them 7 points out of 10 because they are not giving you a good poon tang shot. Of course I am a perv who likes Penthouse cause they show more but I still have a lot of respect for Playboy. I am sure I will pick up a copy the next time I care what kind of cigar Steven King smokes.

Tricia Helfer has taken off all her clothes again (she got naked a while back for Playboy). And I have to say she is like the #1 sci-fi chick I would like to bang. All the other ones are dogs. I am sure there are some other hot sci-fi chicks out there but since I hate sci-fi I do not know who they are. They only come on my radar when they are getting naked. Unlike Playboy, you can actually see a little bit of her bush in these pics. And of course her spectacular rack is being showed off here. The only clothing she has on is red platform shoes. I don’t know why I like naked chicks in shoes but I just do. Some sort of twisted pervert logic there.

PETA is such an awesome organization. They save animals and all that junk but what really makes them awesome is how they can get a hot chick to get naked for a photoshoot by practically snapping their fingers. They are exactly what I want to be when I grow up. I wanna be the dude behind the camera for PETA saying, “excuse me super hot and super famous chick, please remove all of your clothing now and let me take some pictures of you.” Yes. I want that job very much. This girls name is Christian Serratos by the way and regardless of me having never heard of he before, she is smokin’ and has a killer tush.

Eva Green, who was in Casino Royale took off all of her clothes for a photo shoot with Tatle magazine. Until today I had never heard of Tatle magazine, or Eva Green for that matter. But she looks killer and, as I said, she is naked. That table is pretty lucky. The only downfall from these pics is that we get sideboob instead of a full on nipple shot. But I am not one to complain. I would never complain about this pic.