Ashlee Simpson made a few comments recently that caused a bit of a stir. Apparently she says that she is hotter than her sister Jessica because -get this- her boobs are smaller.

Ashlee Simpson has joked that she is more attractive than sister Jessica.The singer claims she is prettier than the ‘Dukes Of Hazzard’ star, despite denying rumours of sibling rivalry in the past. She is quoted in Scotland’s Daily Record newspaper as saying: “I’m taller than she is and my legs are longer than hers…I got lucky because my chest size isn’t completely massive” (source)

Well, I have photographic evidence to the contrary. I’m pretty sure that’s a huge rack she’s carrying around up front there. The only way to be sure is extensive scientific comparison which involves lots of charts and graphs, the two of them oiled and naked and me in my Female Body Inspector T-shirt.