NSFW – Fatback Media

Jolene Blalock is hotter than a phaser set to stun. And she’s stunning the shit out of me with those nipples. I love art. And these nearly nude photos of a dripping wet Jolene Blalock are black and white which means they officially art. Which means your boss can’t fire you for looking at them at work. Unless your pants are around your ankles.

Doutzen Kroes is exactly what I like in a supermodel. She’s young, unbelievably beautiful and that’s about that. I’m not very picky with my supermodels of course, they just need to be nude a lot and have a healthy appetite for cigarettes and coke – and lots of fuckin’. That may sound sexist and chauvinistic to you but, well actually it is, you judgmental whore. Now get back in the kitchen and cook me a turkey pot pie.