Some people complain that this site panders to the readers because, invariably everyday there is a post that has a girl in a bikini. Maybe they’re right. Or just maybe, it’s just a coincidence that the most salient news of the day just happens to be about a hot chick in a bikini. Maybe you’re just an insufferable asshole? I don’t know, what am I a doctor?

What is not insufferable is Anna Faris’ ass. Nor is my apostrophe usage on the singular possessive ending in ‘S’. Nor is a Hollywood that is embracing the fact that to make a movie that people will watch, you have to put Anna Faris in a pink bikini. Here are some details on House Bunny.

When Shelly (Anna Faris), a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Tau Zeta. The members of the sorority ,“ who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet, are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide, but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves. (IMDB)

The movie also stars Katharine McPhee who has a scientifically demonstrated perfectly formed ass herself. She plays a pregnant chick so she wears a prosthesis for most of the movie. So it’s cool to get a wood for her even though she looks pregnant. Unless you’re into that shit you dirty bastard. You know the Bible talks about people like you. It also talks about people like Anna Faris. I think Lot’s wife used to hang with those types…