NSFW – Fatback Media

I just have nothing to say about this calendar. Other than it is hands down the coolest calendar I have ever seen and I am going to get a supersized version of it to hang over my computer. Some people may take offense to it but those people are not guys so I don’t really give a shit.

This just goes to prove that the UK hold down the fort on awesome boobie goodness. Hugh Hefner ain’t got shit on the Brits.

Lily Allen is topless like 90% of her life so seeing new topless pics of her is not like discovering the holy grail, but I am still very appreciative when it happens.  In this set, she is on some sort of balcony and there is a pic of some guy holding her tits but I didn’t post that one because the only person who is worthy of holding on to Lily Allen’s tits is me.

Getting topless for the paparazzi earns you a bachelor in attention whoredom. If she wants to move up to a doctorate, she will have to shed the bottoms too. Lily is mad cute so I am sure I would be very happy with whatever she has to offer. Chick could be hiding the rainforest down there and I would still hit it.

Marge Simpson is on the cover of Playboy for November I believe. Kinda sucks when a hot chick is willing to take off all her clothes and she gets trumped by a cartoon but it all makes sense in Hugh Hefner’s twisted senile mind.

I won’t post the pics of Marge Simpson because this is an adult section, not a teen wank blog. I love how this chick is bent over in the fourth picture. I am always a fan of a stretched out petite ass. Enjoy.

Vikki Blows has probably the most giving soul in all of Hollywood. She is willing to strip down for no particular reason and show off her 5 star tits. This time, it is for a calendar. I would buy the calendar but every time I would go to put something on there I would get distracted and I would wake up from a deep sleep and wonder why I haven’t left my apartment for 3 months.

I could care less what she is actually getting naked for. It could be for a auto mechanic shop and I would still be just as aroused. More pics after the jump.