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OK I just got done looking at these pictures in all possible resolutions and all possible angles and I have to say that this chick is damn near perfect. A face like an angel and a body of a supermodel. Some people may argue that her tits are too small but I dare anyone to find a chick that would actually hook up with you that is as good looking as this chick is. Also, besides her head, this chick doesn’t have a stray hair on her which I like.

Most days I see a good looking girl and she essentially gets a spot in one of two categories in my head. Fuckable or unfuckable. Sometimes if a chick is really hot she gets a side not like I would find the biggest item in the room and see if it fits inside her. And if it is a particularly ugly chick I give her a side note likeshe is so ugly I would find the biggest item in the room and beat her with it. I know it is vile to give chicks side notes but I am a fair guy and believe in giving side notes to both hot chicks and ugly chicks. And if you do not get a side note, you will more than likely be forgotten after I beat off to you when I get home at night. This is why it is important for hot chicks to make themselves hotter. Not to get a promotion or to gain more friends or to be lusted after by someone who has a good gene pool. No. It is all about side notes. I know this because I am essentially the most important person in the world. I know this because I invented the side note.

Most chicks who have a face of an angel decide to go to college and get a degree and make a name for themself. Not in this situation. Daloria A decided that the best thing to do with her good looks is to get completely naked and show of a little bit of poon tang. I can’t say I disagree. On a scale of 1 to 10 this chick is an 11. She looks like one of those chicks you went to high school with who didn’t say anything to you because by simply talking to a pimply, anxious teenager would make her less hot. Of course I never had pimples and my girlfriend in high school was hotter than her but I am talking hypotheticals. I love the net. I can make up just about any reality I want and it is gold.

It is pictures like this that I like to delve into my fantasy and believe this chick is sitting on my bed. Would you like some champagne? Why yes. I do have some chocolate covered strawberries. Condom? I believe I have one laying around here somewhere but will will play it safe and just do anal. Yes. These are some of the conversations that happen in my head. Then the champagne bubbles upset my stomach, the chocolate stains my teeth and I remember anal without a condom can be a messy experience. Let’s face it. Even in my fantasies I’m a loser.