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Merry Christmas in July! I don’t know who came up with that concept but I bet that person was probably addicted to internet porn. Speaking of. This chick’s name is Allie and at first glance, I thought she was this chick Nikki that I went to high school with in Myrtle Beach. Upon further investigation it turns out she’s not a naughty amateur with a camera happy boyfriend. She’s a fucking pro. This chick is literally down for anything. You can see more of her here. And by more, I mean you’d better bring towel and an appetite.

Anne Hathaway topless folks. And seconds from giving this wigga a blowjob. Yeah these are old, but now that Anne is buzzworthy again what with Get Smart coming out and her boyfriend getting arrested by the feds, I figured a little nude retrospective of Anne Hathaway’s perfect tits was in order. To wit:

Adabel Guerrero is from Argentina. I think. She’s nude in MAXIM Argetina, which is 1000% better than the airbrushed bullshit that MAXIM USA puts out. Not only does the Argentinian version not aribrush out nipples and bush, they actually have tits on the cover. Advantage: Argentina. Winners: Everyone! Aye carrumba!

[pics via Phun. Props to the cappers]

Keeley Hazell does it again. She wins the most naked hot British chick of the day with her perfectly shaped body and phenomenal boobies. Is it a law in the UK that you have to be nude if you’re a hot chick with a giant rack? Because for the life of me I don’t think I have ever seen Keeley Hazel wearing clothes.

I scream, you scream we all scream for boobies! Once again Lucy Pinder saves the day with her giant British rack and a little ice cream. Lucy Pinder’s job is to be hot and naked all the time. Which spells hero to this guy. And since the 4th of July is coming up what better way to show our USA patriotism than by ogling some British titties. We may have won the war, but your chicks are hotter, mate. Because they don’t mind carbs and they don’t fucking cry when their heel breaks. Oi!

Lindsey Strutt is British and nude which makes her a true hero to the Empire. God save the Queen.  These are tagged, so credit to the original capper. I have no idea what that means but the kids in the naked boobie forums like to say it and I wanted to sound cool. I’m no n00b. More Lindsey Strutt and her beautiful British boobies.

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I’m like 4 days late on these pics, but like my roguish wit, naked titties never go out of style. This is Abagail Clancey whose famous for something like fucking a person who was kinda famous that time on tv. Or Something. Boobies!

This is Carmen Electra, nude and sandy, like all hot chicks with great racks should be. That may sound sexist, but it’s not. When Jesus made the universe he gave chicks nice tits for a reason. To show them off at the beach wearing nothing but a kelp necklace. More Carmen Electra nude at the beach.

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This is an old school naked shoot of Brook Burke and a very, very, extremely lucky motherfucker. The shoot is a few years old and Brooke is 100% naked in these. I’m pretty sure that I would be a terrible male model. Because my heart is just too big. It’s sad really.

Copulation update! Vigilant reader, Joe sent me that last picture down there of Brooke Burke full-on getting nailed by this guy. Or simulating it. How the hell should I know. What am I, Dr. Ruth. PS. one those shots has some kitty in it.

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Images: phun

I’m not sure what Dita von Teese is into, but I bet I would like it. She seems like she’d do her best to make you cry; which is okay because she’s naked 99% of the time. And really every now and again I need to just let it all out. I’m not dead inside, you know.