NSFW – Fatback Media

I have never heard of this chick before but that does not mean she is not hot and not worthy to be in Playboy, and now, on Fatback Media. The more porn I look at the more I like the idea of being shaved. I won’t shave myself but when a chick shows up in your bed and she doesn’t have a single hair on her except for her head, it is usually a good sign. So here is the hairless Arkasha Ames. What kind of name is that? Doesn’t matter, she is naked and that is all that matters.

I have never heard of this photographer before but he is about to become a lot more famous because he just shot these AWESOME pics of Pink topless. I love her nipple rings. I am glad she isn’t being all prude and saving the glory of her tits just for her douche bag motocross husband. The nipple rings are a definite bonus because that means she has nipple hard-ons all the time. The only downside to these pics is that they are in black and white so you can not enjoy the many shades of pink/red of her nipples. It is all good though. I will take what I can get.

I do not have any clue on this earth why Heidi Klum is covered in chocolate for no apparent reason but with the lack of clothing in these pictures, I am glad she is. I am sure since Halloween in tomorrow and she always has the most epic costumes that she will be making the rounds at parties and everyone will be talking about it on Sunday. In the meantime here she is butt naked and covered head to toe in chocolate. You’re welcome.

Here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan at the airport bending over to fetch her bags. She of course, as usual, was not wearing a bra because she has secret dreams of becoming a bull dyke like her girlfriend Samantha. I am happy though, because less bra means more nipple. Thank you Lindsay.