Zac Efron is beautiful

Written by Fatback on December 11, 2007 – 7:37 am -

Maneater.

Zac Efron, in response to some quips about his masculinity, seems to be shedding his pretty boy teen image in favor of a more manly image. Take for example recently when he was seen with a “perky top-of-the-head ponytail a la Pebbles in The Flintstones”. That’s Manly!

“Hollywood’s buzzing about HSM pretty boy Zac Efron’s sudden obsession with cosmetics for his kisser and girly ‘do hair! Even after rumbles in the press questioning why he’s wearing full makeup everywhere - and galpal Vanessa Hudgens moaning to pals that he’s gotta “man up” and drop the whole metrosexual act.”

The source says that Zac was “wearing man-cake and guy-liner, “and the execs were stunned. Witnesses described the teen idol as maxed-out in black eyeliner, mascara, cover-up, blush and eye shadow. (source)

Zac Efon is definitely not gay. According the conversation I had had with the poster of him above my bed, he is definitely not gay, and he likes girls; but it’s okay if I give his poster kisses before I go to sleep at night. It’s our little secret!

More pics of non-gay stuff.

This is all I can show under “fair use”. SATIRE!Not a gay man.Ashley Tisdale bikini is kinda gayAshley Tisdale nip slip is not gay


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