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Apparently American Idol runner-up, Katharine McPhee is more human than we thought behind that apple-cheeked smile and much talked about cleavage. She recently spoke to Blender magazine about American Idol, being labeled stuck-up and even waking up puking red wine soaked Pad Thai on herself. So refreshing. So real.

In an interview with Blender, Katharine says, while touring can be tiring, “the good outweighs the bad. Even if I think to myself, ‘Oh, man, I gotta sing ‘Somewhere Over the Rainbow’ again?’ I see the little faces smiling at me and they’re all excited, so it becomes new to me.”

While that’s very sweet, she also shows that she’s human. Some “non-fans” may think she’s “overly confident or stuck-up” or “a snob,” Katharine says, “because during Idol I would talk back to the judges. Trust me, I could’ve said a lot worse things.” She also says she’s “a big flirt. It doesn’t get me into trouble — well, maybe it does sometimes. But yeah, I just love men.”

When asked about the last time she vomited, Katherine says, “I don’t think people want to read that. [Laughs] I’m supposed to be the sweet all-American girl from American Idol.” But she relents and explains that she visited a friend and drank a bunch of wine, and says, “I remember barfing all night long. I would wake up and I would already have barfed, and I didn’t even know I was barfing. And to top it off, everything was just bright purple. Like, the pad Thai noodles were purple.” (source)

Wow. She said that while being photographed for a “sexy” Blender layout? That just takes the sex appeal right off that whole conversation. It’s like if you were on a bear skin rug naked with a super model pouring champagne all over each other and you start talking dirty and kissing and then she leans in to kiss you and says,”Don’t you think your mom is sexy. She’s always had a really hot ass. Mmmmm.” Buzz. Kill.

Speaking of… What the hell happened to Katharine McPhee’s rack? I know she’s been dressing like 20’s flapper lately, but this dress is basically draped across what should be a voluptuous display of boobies. And yet, I’m turning my monitor left and right and I can’t see anything. It looks like she starved the boobies right off her body. She has a good voice and all and she seems nice enough but I think we all know what takes to make in this business. And to think just a year ago her rack crashed my server. Give this girl some groceries.

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Katharine McPhee and The real American Idol, her rack, will not be performing at the first few American Idol concerts due to “illness”. Recent singing for her new album and rehearsals for AI have reportedly taken their toll on her vocal cords.

“American Idols Live” kicked off their U.S. tour Wednesday without sultry runner-up Katharine McPhee, who’s been struck down with severe bronchitis and laryngitis, according to the Associated Press. McPhee, 23, whose doctor has ordered “total voice rest,” will not be performing at the concerts Wednesday and Thursday night.

“That’s the most difficult part, not talking!” McPhee “said” in a released statement. She also wrote that she was disappointed she wouldn’t be performing, but “I need to follow my doctor’s orders to recuperate and reunite with the rest of the idols.”(source)

That’s a lame excuse if I ever heard one. Besides, people aren’t buying tickets to AI concerts to see her giant, beautiful and perfect in every way vocal cords. She needs to work on her back story a bit. You have to have plausible deniability. Like the time I said that I didn’t show up for work because the Mossad had kidnapped me in a black Ford van and held me prisoner for 6 days in a warm sunny climate; which is why I had a tan. Oh, and they made me do body shots with sexy secret agents and gave me lots of food (obviously drugged) which is why I gained 10 lbs. See? I think things through. Here are some shots of Katharine when she sang with Meatloaf. Meatloaf has been Photoshopped out so I don’t vomit bile on my keyboard.

Katharine McPhee recently admitted to having the eating disorder, bulimia to People Magazine and she says that the ordeal was torturous and almost ruined her voice. She credits American Idol with saving her life because she went from throwing up seven times a day at her worst to focusing on American Idol and her voice. She sought help at a Los Angeles clinic.

Meanwhile, millions of “American Idol” fans, and even the judges, had no idea of Katharine’s struggle throughout the competition.

The songstress was at war with her demons and even hinted about her torturous relationship with food to our Terri Seymour the night before the finale. “I was always trying to lose weight and then I was obsessed about the food,” she said. “As soon as I stopped worrying about the food, the weight just started coming off.”

Katharine revealed she’s dropped 30 pounds and gone down three dress sizes the healthy way, thanks to getting help and the support of her parents and boyfriend, Nick Cokas.(source)

I never noticed that Katharine had a problem with her weight and that’s probably because she didn’t have a problem with her weight. After spending hours analyzing TiVo footage of her rack in my top secret research facility, I have concluded that her boobs are perfect in every way. And if there’s anything I learned in Medical School, it’s that a great rack requires sufficient calories to maintain its glory. Oh and lots of hands on TLC. By me.

UPDATE: So that last picture is apparently Nick Cokas (hehe heh) Katharine McPhee’s boyfriend. When I first saw that picture I thought she was just being nice to the “special” middle aged guy on the street corner near the deli who laughs a lot and pees on himself. Wheeeeee.