NSFW – Fatback Media

Is there really any other kind? Well, I guess there’s always Myrtle Beach girls? ANYWAY. American Idol is back, baby. And now it’s all nude, all the time. Katharine McPhee’s yellow dress malfunction pales in comparison to a Jersey girl in heat. The standout this season, and not for her voice, is bitchy Jersey Shore Rat Antonella Barba, who came out of the gate with semi nude pics of her friends on the beach and of herself taking a piss. And they said grace died with Anna Nicole Smith.

The interesting thing about all this is that Antonella’s BFF (who was eliminated early on in the Idol competition) is rumored to have released the photos herself. Best. Friend. Ever. I’ve met girls like that before and I’ve ususallu lost my wallet and my insurance benefits. She sounds the kind of girl that would blow her best friend’s boyfriend on the way to a funeral. Because really, without love, where would we be?

Steaming hot links and filth.

• Top 10 shortest celebrity hotties. (Uni brow)
• More Cloverfield monster details (Zed’s Dead)
• More Silver Surfer action.(Gutterbleed)
• Celebrity Photo hunt. Sexy style! (LG)
• Pamela Anderson is pregnant and her fetus has HEP C. (Yeeeah)
• Katherine Heigl should STFU and let the bloggers give the opinions around here. (Webster)
• Britney Spears gets fucked by photographer. Not in the good way. (Allie)
• People are bagging on Kim Catrall, but I would rip that shit to cougar pieces. (HolyCandy)
• Penelope Cruz’s lesbian incest kiss was a fake. But you can still rub one out to it. (City rag)
• Famous people are fucking gullible idiots. (Glitterati)
• Bar Rafaeli topless. Kinda. (Jordan)
• Stacey Kiebler is still alive. (Bastardly)
• Heidi Montag poses in a bikini. (DS)

…or at least those boots are. Damn Girl. Thats’s the album cover for Krazy Kat’s new album, which drops today and is filed under the genres of “Sucks” and “Who Cares”. And don’t be thinking I’m some kind of Kat Hater or Talyor Hicks luvah. I just hate shitty music.

I’m quite sure I defied the laws of physics trying to see under Katharine’s dress. But I have an eerie feeling when I got under there, I’d find a chastity belt of pure American steel that reads, “Not this rainbow, fucker� then she’d summon the scientology aliens to leave me in a lust-induced coma and walk away with my wallet. That’s the mark of a pure sexpot. Lure you in then stab you right in the balls. Aside from that, my only complaint is lack of plunging neckline and copious cleavage. If you got it, flaunt it, sista. I know I do.

More of that DYN-O-MITE cleave.

American Idol runner-up and unceasingly sexy, Katharine McPhee recently stated that she took some scientology courses because she was obsessed with a guy who was into it.

“I took a couple of courses. It was really all about a guy.” McPhee, 22, said. “It was a guy that I was totally obsessed with — not obsessed with but totally into and, you know, guys and girls can do that to our lives and make us think we’re into something that we’re not.” (source)

Obsession can be a bitch. Especially when that bitch waits outside your apt with a loaded .38, a mix CD and note pinned to her chest that says, I told you not to fuck with me, I could’ve changed for you. Can I help it if the ladies are swooned by my liquid green eyes, roguish charm and Deluxe Wustoff Knife set?

Here’s Katharine Mcphee last week out and about with no makeup on which makes me want to pillow fight her after breakfast in bed on a Sunday morning.

Even on the 50″ Plasma screen that I have in the bathroom of my secret island hideout, American Idol still sucks. How about Jewel being a rotten bitch? I guess all that time living in van, giving handjobs for chilli-cheese fries made her kinda jaded. What doesn’t suck is Katharine McPhee’s giant rack. Yeah, I guess she can sing and all, but just by seeing her cleavage at the Golden Globes after party I think I cured a future prostate cancer and I just got out of my wheelchair for the first time in 3 years. I want a puppy. Here are some more images of the healing powers of Katharine’s rack. I think it’s just four copies of the same picture though. Be healed.