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Halle Berry, who plays the superhero Storm in the the X-Men movies recently revealed that she likes to wear the tight fitting Storm costume off-set as well as on.

The Oscar-winning actress - who plays rubber-clad, weather controlling mutant Storm in the blockbuster film - says she dons the tight bodysuit to “spice up” her sex life with boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

She told American chat show host Conan O’Brien: “Yeah, I wear it sometimes. You gotta keep your life spiced up. Storm never has sex in the movies - but Storm has a lot of sex at my house.”(source)

See, here’s where I would interject and say that Storm should have sex in the movies, but movies that are made by me, at my house. I always wanted to be a superhero when I was kid, but then I figured out I didn’t have super powers. It turns out that a Hefty bag is not a good parachute and those canvas awnings over shops in the city don’t really break your fall from 5 stories up. I am getting really good at typing with a pencil clenched in my teeth, though.