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The much discussed, but never expected sequel to The X-Files movies has finally gotten the green light. The first movie, which opened in 1998, continued the story line of FBI agents Mulder and Scully and their investigation of supernatural phenomena. After years of speculation and false starts it looks like the movie is finally going to get made.

Duchovny says, “This week, they’re starting some kind of road towards doing it (the film). Gillian and I both want to be in it now. We’re happy to do it.

“At this point all of the kind of fatigue and anxiety that we had towards the end of a nine-year run is gone.” (source)

Shows like 24 would never be what they are today without the X-Files. Also, I would not have an entire folder of Gillian Anderson nudes either. Coincidence? More like conspiracy. I tried to find some naked pics of Duchovny’s wife Tea Leoni, because she’s super hot. All I found was an old one of her with her nipple out but her teeth were all scary so I left it out. I guess that was back in the Ramen noodle days. These are some pics from Gillian’s new movie Straightheads in which she is apparently naked the whole time. There are plenty more salacious Scully’s in the archives, most are NSFW. Which is alien code for jerk material. Black oil rulez.

I’ve figured out what’s going on with Britney. She’s not crazy. She’s in fucking Jedi training. Degoba style, bitches. You see a crazy bitch who abandons her kids and shaves her head for no reason. No. No. No. I see a Sith Lord (lady?) getting hard core on some Jedi mind tricks. While you were concerned with her hair on eBay, she was perfecting her fighting skillz on a an SUV. Guess what?
BOOYAH. THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

Mind=Blown.

Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS returned to Promises residential treatment center on Wednesday night after checking out of the Malibu, CA, facility earlier that morning.

Also on Wednesday, a desperate Britney was photographed using an umbrella to hit a car outside the home where her ex, KEVIN FEDERLINE, is reportedly staying. The photos reveal a furious Britney, dressed in white shorts and a hooded sweatshirt, repeatedly striking an SUV with an umbrella. (source)

Britney is going old school. Shaolin style. She’s chaffing crotch, creeping ceasarian. And she’s gonna be all over you like bad case of scabies. UNLIMITED POWER.

Images Courtesy of the inimitable X-17 Online. The X for XTRA Litigious.

This is Shawnee Smith who plays Amanda in the Saw movies. Not only is she smokin’ hot she just happens to be from a little town in South Carolina which qualifies her for the FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW). Oh, don’t bother checking the archives, this is the first time we’ve done this, but hopefully it will catch on, and my inbox will be filled with jealous southern girls trying to make the cut. Bless your hearts.
The judging panel of experts which consists of me and my penis, agreed unanimously that Shawnee is the epitome of irreverent sexy southern hotness with a dash of danger thrown in. Nothing like the fear of homicide to add a little spice to your sex life. You can find out the more about Shawnee at the ultra up-to-date IMDB to see all her roles, but she’ll always be Dr. Jessie O’Neil, Firewalker to me.

[BTW. If you got that last reference you're either really, really good at trivia or you're reading this from your mom's basement. Troll.]

Apparently, Jose Chung must have worked his magic because it looks like by Duane Barry’s ghost the second The X-Files movie might just get the green light.

X FILES star David Duchovny is still keen to do a big screen version of the hit sci-fi show.The film has been on the cards for several years ever since the TV programme came to an end.

Now David has revealed how he and co-star Gillian Anderson are still positive it will come to fruition.

David is still attached to the project where he’d reprise his role as Agent Fox Mulder but admits that the film is still to get off the ground.

He told Playfuls.com: “It’s always on the horizon. I’m still very much in touch with Chris Carter and Gillian. Gillian and I are positive about it. It’s not like we’re running from it.” (source)

I think its well established among the Geocities that I am an X-Files fan. I just wish they would make the movie and stop playing with my emotions, the full sized Agent Scully cardboard cutout of that I stole from the ‘92 ComiCon is pretty worn out and it’s not fun to cuddle with anymore. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some photoshopping and laminating to do.

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