Besides filming the X-Files movie sequel, Gillian Anderson is also attached to a new art house project called Boogie Woogie that will reportedly involve steamy lesbian scenes and graphic sex.

Gillian Anderson is back. The popular X-files honey is again doing films and her fans could not be happier. The actress is right now working on the X-Files sequel and also stars in what sounds like a near X-Rated “art” film Boogie Woogie which stars Gemma Atkinson and Joanna Lumley along with Gillian and Heather Graham.

The film reportedly has some very steamy lesbian scenes included. The British tabloids made a big deal last month about one particularly wild scene with Gemma, who romps with Ray Winstone’s daughter Jaime in the London-based movie.(source)

Everyone knows that an “art film” is just an excuse for directors to get famous actresses to rub their boobies together and have ecstasy fueled threesomes with him (her) for the sake of their “art”. That’s why I invest in independent film makers. I really think that Naughty Next Door Amateur Whitetrash MILF’s is gonna win some medallions. Your mom was great in it, BTW. Here’s Gemma Atkinson not naked for once.

Megan Fox is all wet and she’s holding hands with Gillian Anderson. Right now, all over the planet, dudes are ruining their Comic Con T-Shirts. However, this is just a scene from the movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which is currently in production. The movie stars Simon Pegg (from the amazing Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), so by all rights this will be an hilarious movie. That said, it can’t hurt your odds to have Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson hold hands. What can hurt are your thoughtless words. Sometimes these foolish game can cut like a knife, you know? Hold me.

What the hell happened to Cate Blanchett? She went from Galadriel elvish hotness to Nosferatu OH MY GOD DON’T BITE ME. The hell, Cate? I can’t tell if like she needs a transfusion or a priest. If I saw her walking down my street at night I would stab her with a broken broom stick without asking any questions and add another clove to my garlic necklace.

Obviously she’s gravely ill or she has an eating disorder and if it’s the latter, allow me to call bullshit on that noise. Why do girls think that eating disorders are the answer? Guess what? Weighing less than a 100 lbs and rattling like a box of pencils when you walk is not sexy. It’s fucking gross. Girls are supposed to have curves and not look like they took the E train to Auschwitz. Before you get all pissy about my insensitivity, wait, because I’m trying to make a fucking point. Starving yourself is selfish. It’s all about you and what your fucked up body self image is about. It doesn’t matter what you think is thin and/or sexy. It matters what we think is sexy. And by we, I mean the unselfish people (men and women, baby!) who used to want to hit that shit until you fucked it all up by being a selfish bitch. PS. Eat a god damn sandwich. Here’s a comparion of Cate now and At the Oscars a while back.

I have no idea what this is from, but I am 1000% sure that I don’t care. Jessica Alba, tan and falling out of a bikini is enough to make me want to quit my job and fucking move to an island. How many times do you have to watch Office Space to realize that you’re that guy? Some days I just think, man this place would really fucking burn. LINKS!

• Jessica Alba in her underwear to make you hate your job even more. (IDLYITW)
• The entire movie Office Space reshot using Peeps. FUCKING PEEPS! I love peeps. (Youtube)
• Cameron Diaz in a bikini showing a little easter egg. She’s religious. (DS)
• David Duchovny is constipated. (Glitterati)
• Larry Birkhead, first redneck in history to claim his own bastard. (IBBB)
• Paris Hilton is a whore, and some other stuff blahblahblah. (Yeeeah)
• Jolene Blalock got some big ass…..(Bastardly)

The much discussed, but never expected sequel to The X-Files movies has finally gotten the green light. The first movie, which opened in 1998, continued the story line of FBI agents Mulder and Scully and their investigation of supernatural phenomena. After years of speculation and false starts it looks like the movie is finally going to get made.

Duchovny says, “This week, they’re starting some kind of road towards doing it (the film). Gillian and I both want to be in it now. We’re happy to do it.

“At this point all of the kind of fatigue and anxiety that we had towards the end of a nine-year run is gone.” (source)

Shows like 24 would never be what they are today without the X-Files. Also, I would not have an entire folder of Gillian Anderson nudes either. Coincidence? More like conspiracy. I tried to find some naked pics of Duchovny’s wife Tea Leoni, because she’s super hot. All I found was an old one of her with her nipple out but her teeth were all scary so I left it out. I guess that was back in the Ramen noodle days. These are some pics from Gillian’s new movie Straightheads in which she is apparently naked the whole time. There are plenty more salacious Scully’s in the archives, most are NSFW. Which is alien code for jerk material. Black oil rulez.