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Besides filming the X-Files movie sequel, Gillian Anderson is also attached to a new art house project called Boogie Woogie that will reportedly involve steamy lesbian scenes and graphic sex.

Gillian Anderson is back. The popular X-files honey is again doing films and her fans could not be happier. The actress is right now working on the X-Files sequel and also stars in what sounds like a near X-Rated “art” film Boogie Woogie which stars Gemma Atkinson and Joanna Lumley along with Gillian and Heather Graham.

The film reportedly has some very steamy lesbian scenes included. The British tabloids made a big deal last month about one particularly wild scene with Gemma, who romps with Ray Winstone’s daughter Jaime in the London-based movie.(source)

Everyone knows that an “art film” is just an excuse for directors to get famous actresses to rub their boobies together and have ecstasy fueled threesomes with him (her) for the sake of their “art”. That’s why I invest in independent film makers. I really think that Naughty Next Door Amateur Whitetrash MILF’s is gonna win some medallions. Your mom was great in it, BTW. Here’s Gemma Atkinson not naked for once.

Megan Fox is all wet and she’s holding hands with Gillian Anderson. Right now, all over the planet, dudes are ruining their Comic Con T-Shirts. However, this is just a scene from the movie How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which is currently in production. The movie stars Simon Pegg (from the amazing Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz), so by all rights this will be an hilarious movie. That said, it can’t hurt your odds to have Megan Fox and Gillian Anderson hold hands. What can hurt are your thoughtless words. Sometimes these foolish game can cut like a knife, you know? Hold me.

What the hell happened to Cate Blanchett? She went from Galadriel elvish hotness to Nosferatu OH MY GOD DON’T BITE ME. The hell, Cate? I can’t tell if like she needs a transfusion or a priest. If I saw her walking down my street at night I would stab her with a broken broom stick without asking any questions and add another clove to my garlic necklace.

Obviously she’s gravely ill or she has an eating disorder and if it’s the latter, allow me to call bullshit on that noise. Why do girls think that eating disorders are the answer? Guess what? Weighing less than a 100 lbs and rattling like a box of pencils when you walk is not sexy. It’s fucking gross. Girls are supposed to have curves and not look like they took the E train to Auschwitz. Before you get all pissy about my insensitivity, wait, because I’m trying to make a fucking point. Starving yourself is selfish. It’s all about you and what your fucked up body self image is about. It doesn’t matter what you think is thin and/or sexy. It matters what we think is sexy. And by we, I mean the unselfish people (men and women, baby!) who used to want to hit that shit until you fucked it all up by being a selfish bitch. PS. Eat a god damn sandwich. Here’s a comparion of Cate now and At the Oscars a while back.

I have no idea what this is from, but I am 1000% sure that I don’t care. Jessica Alba, tan and falling out of a bikini is enough to make me want to quit my job and fucking move to an island. How many times do you have to watch Office Space to realize that you’re that guy? Some days I just think, man this place would really fucking burn. LINKS!

• Jessica Alba in her underwear to make you hate your job even more. (IDLYITW)
• The entire movie Office Space reshot using Peeps. FUCKING PEEPS! I love peeps. (Youtube)
• Cameron Diaz in a bikini showing a little easter egg. She’s religious. (DS)
• David Duchovny is constipated. (Glitterati)
• Larry Birkhead, first redneck in history to claim his own bastard. (IBBB)
• Paris Hilton is a whore, and some other stuff blahblahblah. (Yeeeah)
• Jolene Blalock got some big ass…..(Bastardly)

The much discussed, but never expected sequel to The X-Files movies has finally gotten the green light. The first movie, which opened in 1998, continued the story line of FBI agents Mulder and Scully and their investigation of supernatural phenomena. After years of speculation and false starts it looks like the movie is finally going to get made.

Duchovny says, “This week, they’re starting some kind of road towards doing it (the film). Gillian and I both want to be in it now. We’re happy to do it.

“At this point all of the kind of fatigue and anxiety that we had towards the end of a nine-year run is gone.” (source)

Shows like 24 would never be what they are today without the X-Files. Also, I would not have an entire folder of Gillian Anderson nudes either. Coincidence? More like conspiracy. I tried to find some naked pics of Duchovny’s wife Tea Leoni, because she’s super hot. All I found was an old one of her with her nipple out but her teeth were all scary so I left it out. I guess that was back in the Ramen noodle days. These are some pics from Gillian’s new movie Straightheads in which she is apparently naked the whole time. There are plenty more salacious Scully’s in the archives, most are NSFW. Which is alien code for jerk material. Black oil rulez.

I’ve figured out what’s going on with Britney. She’s not crazy. She’s in fucking Jedi training. Degoba style, bitches. You see a crazy bitch who abandons her kids and shaves her head for no reason. No. No. No. I see a Sith Lord (lady?) getting hard core on some Jedi mind tricks. While you were concerned with her hair on eBay, she was perfecting her fighting skillz on a an SUV. Guess what?
BOOYAH. THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

Mind=Blown.

Sources tell ET that BRITNEY SPEARS returned to Promises residential treatment center on Wednesday night after checking out of the Malibu, CA, facility earlier that morning.

Also on Wednesday, a desperate Britney was photographed using an umbrella to hit a car outside the home where her ex, KEVIN FEDERLINE, is reportedly staying. The photos reveal a furious Britney, dressed in white shorts and a hooded sweatshirt, repeatedly striking an SUV with an umbrella. (source)

Britney is going old school. Shaolin style. She’s chaffing crotch, creeping ceasarian. And she’s gonna be all over you like bad case of scabies. UNLIMITED POWER.

Images Courtesy of the inimitable X-17 Online. The X for XTRA Litigious.

This is Shawnee Smith who plays Amanda in the Saw movies. Not only is she smokin’ hot she just happens to be from a little town in South Carolina which qualifies her for the FB&C Sexy Southern Girl of the Week (FBCSSGW). Oh, don’t bother checking the archives, this is the first time we’ve done this, but hopefully it will catch on, and my inbox will be filled with jealous southern girls trying to make the cut. Bless your hearts.
The judging panel of experts which consists of me and my penis, agreed unanimously that Shawnee is the epitome of irreverent sexy southern hotness with a dash of danger thrown in. Nothing like the fear of homicide to add a little spice to your sex life. You can find out the more about Shawnee at the ultra up-to-date IMDB to see all her roles, but she’ll always be Dr. Jessie O’Neil, Firewalker to me.

[BTW. If you got that last reference you're either really, really good at trivia or you're reading this from your mom's basement. Troll.]

Apparently, Jose Chung must have worked his magic because it looks like by Duane Barry’s ghost the second The X-Files movie might just get the green light.

X FILES star David Duchovny is still keen to do a big screen version of the hit sci-fi show.The film has been on the cards for several years ever since the TV programme came to an end.

Now David has revealed how he and co-star Gillian Anderson are still positive it will come to fruition.

David is still attached to the project where he’d reprise his role as Agent Fox Mulder but admits that the film is still to get off the ground.

He told Playfuls.com: “It’s always on the horizon. I’m still very much in touch with Chris Carter and Gillian. Gillian and I are positive about it. It’s not like we’re running from it.” (source)

I think its well established among the Geocities that I am an X-Files fan. I just wish they would make the movie and stop playing with my emotions, the full sized Agent Scully cardboard cutout of that I stole from the ‘92 ComiCon is pretty worn out and it’s not fun to cuddle with anymore. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some photoshopping and laminating to do.

Gillian Anderson has decided to fly in the face of my many, many Agent Scully sexual fantasies and not do a second The X-Files film. Slashfilm.com had this:

Back in May, we reported that X-Files screenwriter/producer Frank Spotnitz has signed on to write a second X-files film. Well it looks like co-star Gillian Anderson has said that she has no interest in returning to the series.

In May, Spotnitz told SciFiwire: “David, Gillian and I, and even Chris Carter, all have deals in place, and once the legal issues are over with, we will go on with it.”

Well, it appears that no such deal is in place.(source)(images)

Well that’s just dandy. I already have a screen play and everything. Except in this one Mulder stays dead and Agent Scully settles down in a nice cape on the Chesapeake with a sexy, alien hybrid, internet writer with the uncanny the ability to affect multiple orgasms upon her repeatedly.Oh, for you X-Philez fanboys out there, I posted a couple of Gillan Anderson NSFW’s after the jump.

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X-Files Actress and MILF, Gillian Anderson is calling it quits with her husband of less than 2 years The star’s lawyers released this statement this week.

“Gillian Anderson and Julian Ozanne are saddened to announce that their marriage is at an end and they are in the process of separating.

“At this difficult time they request their privacy is respected. There will be no further comment,” said the statement from the legal firm of Schillings on behalf of Anderson, 37, and Ozanne, 43.(source)

I have always been a fan of Gillian Anderson since the X-Files was on. But I wasn’t one of those crazy obsessed X-PHilez though, that went all the conventions and had a bunch of Gillian Anderson fakes nudes as my desktop wallpaper or anything. I had a healthy respect for the show and the writing… and that’s it. Well, that and a T-Shirt that said “I want to believe” that I , uh, got in a gift shop somewhere in New Mexico when I was traveling through or something. But that’s it. I did meet Gillian Anderson one time. She was so nice. Until she woke up, but in my defense her bedroom windows were really hard to get open.

More recent pictures are here. Plus, one more from my wallpaper collection after the jump.

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