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Wrestling diva(?) Ashley Massaro just quit wresting to join the reality series Survivor. Most of you may know her as the rags to riches model who rose to fame using her enduring spirit and sassy gumption. Or maybe just as the short girl with the giant rack who wrestles other girls[!] on tv.

Gazongariffic WWE diva Ashley Massaro has reportedly been knocked out of the professional wrestling circuit. It’s a great loss to wrestling, and a sad day for all humanity. WWE superstar Paul London told Prowrestling.com that Ashley “was written out of the WWE storylines because she’s leaving to be a contestant on the ‘Survivor’ reality show.” (source)

I don’t really watch wrestling because it’s fake. Also, when Rowdy Roddy Piper retired that really took its toll. It’s really too painful to talk about. Fucking Randy Savage. One thing I do stand behind 100% is chicks wrestling half naked and pulling each other’s hair and spanking each other. Does that make me a sexist, misogynistic bastard? Not at all sugar tits, now shimmy that sweet ass over to the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie.