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Sexy Singer Willa Ford has been confirmed to play Anna Nicole Smith in the upcoming biopoc entitled, “Anna Nicole: Dead, drugged out whore“. Okay, I made that last part up, but I also promised not to post about Anna Nicole for 3 months, so deal.

Dancer-singer Willa Ford has signed to star as Anna Nicole Smith in an indie biopic that will begin shooting next week.

The previously announced film, “Anna Nicole,” is produced by Jack Nasser and Joseph Nasser with Elie Samaha exec producing. Keoni Waxman directs.

The movie will cover Smith’s life from age 17 until her death in February at 39, including her success as a Playboy centerfold, Guess model and actress, her marriage to billionaire oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, the death of her son and her own death five months after giving birth to a baby girl, Dannielynn. (source)

How can they possibly make a movie about someone who lived their whole life as a caricature? It shouldn’t star Willa Ford, it should be a fucking cartoon. “Where in the World is Anna Nicole’s Corpse?” I can’t wait for all the candle-in-the-wind analogies to start. Anna Nicole shouldn’t be compared to Marilyn Monroe (although she didn’t do shit either, except have nice rack and fuck the president and his brother), because there’s no comparison. Candle in the wind? More like drumstick in the bucket. Here’s some Willa Ford to make all this better. She wants to be bad.

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