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Britney Spears is reportedly so pissed at her mom for sending her to rehab, that she has cut off all communication; even to going so far as refusing to see the ailing Spears matriarch in the hospital recently.

Lynne [Britney's mama], 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. Spears reportedly is furious with her mother for urging the “Oops I Did It Again� singer to enter rehab, and didn’t call her earlier this month for her birthday, either. The Star is reporting a similar story.

“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,� the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ �(source)

That’s pretty cold blooded, especially since the white trash  code calls for Britney to start working at a cowboy bar and leave her kids with their grandma for 12 years before marrying the owner of a  Harley Dealership in Myrtle Beach at the Suck Bang Blow biker bar, just to ride back in like nothing ever happened and try to reconnect with her, now estranged, children who have nothing but contempt for her and have done a pretty good job of losing that swamp accent and have learned to use the right fork and everything, and here she comes back with a new man trying to get MY acceptance? Be god damn.  Wait. What were we talking about?

These are supposedly pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing coke in a bathroom with a friend just days after leaving a rehab facility for substance abuse. In all fairness the girl might not be doing coke in the top image there, she might just really like the smell of Lindsay Lohan’s pinky finger. The pictures are screen caps from a cell phone video taken by one of Lindsay’s “concerned friends”.

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

“When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.” (source)

I’m no photo surveillance expert so I can’t really tell you what’s going on these pictures, but it sure looks like some chicks (one of whom is Lindsay Lohan) are doing bumps of coke. The other chick, who looks like a coke whore, looks pretty hot; but that may just be because I think that coke whores are hot. The moral of the story? Don’t do drugs. Unless they make you show your boobies and become a full on whore who’ll sleep with anything. Stay in school!

More Lindsay Lohan having a coke and a smile after the jump.

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By now you’ve probably heard about the latest former American Idol contestant to embarrass her family and generally act like a drunken piece of trash, Jessica Sierra. It seems that ole’ Jess got herself into a bit of trouble on Saturday night when she got into a bar fight in Tampa and was found to have some Bolivian marching powder in her purse. She was reportedly abusive to the arresting officers after she threw a cocktail glass at a fellow booze hound.

It appears that since she was kicked off of Idol, Jessica Sierra (porno name, anyone?) has tried to get a record contact and has been WORKING AT HOOTERS. Let’s see: cocaine, alcohol, trampy name, reality show cast-off, and now my favorite delightfully tacky, yet unrefined restaurant. This girl’s life reads like a Mad Libs of American white trash. To complete the sweep, she might as well release a sex tape that was filmed in her single-wide where she smokes Kools and chugs Boone’s Farm straight from the bottle. God bless Tampa, home of 94% of America’s whores, and God bless Jessica Sierra and the plate of curly fries and wings she is currently serving to a trucker.

While I wouldn’t fuck Jessica Sierra with Kelly Clarkson’s dick, I do have a soft spot for the lovely Ms. Carrie Underwood. Something tells me that Carrie’s never donned orange hot pants and a tank top. [Ed. note: Shooter, I just know she has. If there is a a god in heaven...]

Actor Alec Baldwin, who was recently embroiled in a scandal over remarks he made to his 11 year old daughter (he called her a disgusting little pig amongst other names during a voicemail tirade), reportedly asked NBC to let him out of his contract on the funny as hell, but critically lukewarm sitcom, 30 Rock.

The actor, who won a Golden Globe and SAG Award this year for his role as microwave oven exec turned programming VP Jack Donaghy, said in a pretaped interview scheduled to air Friday that he doesn’t want to do television anymore and he has asked NBC to let him out of his contract so that his recent actions don’t reflect negatively on the struggling series.  (source)

NBC basically said no, and would he kindly shut the fuck up already, because the show is having enough problems without him trying to remove to only A-list star, thank you very much. I could post his bullshit attempt at compunction on The View, or even the original transcripts of him ripping his daughter a new one, like everyone else, but I don’t think that will solve anything. Besides, who says the little girl didn’t deserve it?

Kids are crafty, self-serving little assholes who don’t have the maturity to think about their actions, so they just do what they want and let the chips fall; then cry about it and call their parents shitty and wonder why the WHOLE WORLD is out to get them. Yeah, little miss Alec Baldwin’s daughter, we’re all out to get you. Because you’re such a rude bitch and your mom is a country whore who fucked her way out of Athens Ga the old fashioned way. See? Anyone can do it. See if I quit my job, mutha fuckas. Here’s some Tina Fey, because she’s underrated heat.