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Nice thong, dude. Anything you wanted to tell us? These pictures of Britney Spears and those other two sexy honies were taken just before Britney’s brain shit the bed and she shaved her head back in February. It’s supposed to be in the back of a Club in NYC, but but for some reason that club looks like Abu Graib.

Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process. (Sun)

It’s always nice to see that even really, really, really slutty girls can manage to get the cigarette worked into a the picture somehow. Touch O’ Class. One more shot of Brit and Fudgey (that’s my nickname for him. It sounds racist but it’s not really. If he were white I would have called him CreamPie. Or if he were Asian I would have called him Rubbery. Or if he was Jewish, he would be Knish. Wait. Okay, that is a little racist but only in a nice way.)

Links is you made it this far:

• Those boobies need a bath! (College Humor)
• Mayra Veronica is hot. (FHM Online)
• Britney Spears is still crazy. No really. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cindy Crawford Topless. Nothing but her mole, dude. Sweet. (Yeeeah)
• Lauren Conrad and sme dude who knows who she is. (IBBB)
• Britney and KFED are divorced. Legally. (Jossip)
• Jenna Elfman named her kid after an imperative sentence. (Allie)
• Ali Larter at Comic-Con. Thanks for the invite. (Bastardly)
• Faith Hill gets all up in some chicks face for grabbibg Tim McGraw’s sack. (BumpShack)

Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.

Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.

Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.

I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.

Now that’s something I would love to cover. So why do I have pictures of hot naked biker chicks? Well, because that’s way hotter than dead doggies, sugar! PS. Sorry about the pic of your mom. Slut!

 

Jennifer Lopez no longer wants to be referred to as “J-Lo” fearing it only furthers her negative status as a diva. Blah, blah, who cares. Just don’t get rid of that junk in yo’ trunk, baby. I mean, no need for radical change.

Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.

The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but “got out of control and really crazy”.She added: “That’s all gone with the ridiculous stories about me throwing tantrums and insisting on Egyptian sheets. That’s all firmly in my past.” (source)

Silly, J-Lo. Don’t you know you’ll never be known otherwise in spite of your efforts? It’s like that fat kid in 1st grade with spaghetti stains on his shirt that ate all the lunches during nap time. He’ll always be known as Fatty. Or that slutty girl in high school who used to help “excercise”  the football team underneath the bleachers in exchange for prom queen nominations. I’ll never live that down. Err, I mean, she’ll never live that down. Oh go fuck yourselves. Here’s some more J-Lo in Italian Vanity Fair. Bon Jovi, questo di pasta! Mortadella!

Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.

LINKS.

• Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
• Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
• PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
• I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
• Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
• Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
• The Hilton clan is larger than we thought. Fuck. (EvilBeet)