NSFW – Fatback Media

Pamela Anderson is reportedly admitting to paying off a gambling debt with sex. She owed upwards of $250,000.00 to a “mystery man” and he suggested that they work it out old school.

EX-BAYWATCH babe Pamela Anderson has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man’s “Indecent Proposal” in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.She explained: “He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours.” (source)

There’s a word or the exchange of goods or services in a free market society between merchants and or private parties:it’s called bartering.

If one of the parties happens to offer sex to pay off a debt, that individual (or collection of individuals) is called a whore. Whore, whore, whore. And for all those people out there who don’t like the use of the word whore and who think I’m being sexist, I have two words for you: STFU whore. Whore, whore, whore. I see your lips moving but all I hear is whore. What’s that? Oh, right: whore. Very whorish of you. Whore. You know what would be better? If you weren’t such a whore. Hey, I’m just kidding. Not really. Whore.

Wait. Am I still alseep? Because normally when I see Kate Beckinsale and another hot girl stumbling drunk, wearing schoolgirl uniforms and holding hands that’s when I fly in on my unicorn and give them each a kitten right before they make out. I don’t see a unicorn so I must be awake. Oh wait, there’s Len Weisman wearing some sort of school uniform too. I guess this is for a costume party. Like Tarts and Vicars , where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like priests. Or Pimps and Hoes, where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like pimps. Or Golf pros and tennis hoes, where the guys dress up like golfers and the girls dress up like whores. Wonder why the girls always dress up like whores? Hm. Coincidence? I think not!

In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.

K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.

I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.

As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart? (source)

It sucks that even in today’s courts you have judges who think the mother is the perfect one for the kids. Not so. Plenty of hot men out there who are excellent fathers. No, I have no clue what the fuck their hotness has to do with it, but damn, I like me some beefalicious daddy.

Alright, catch you later, got to recharge the batteries to the Venus.

These aren’t new, but neither is Britney Spears’ Schadenfruede.

Lindsay Lohan is a role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently, a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops this the next night when they were cuffing her, impounding her car and putting her cocaine in the evidence bag.