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Pamela Anderson is reportedly admitting to paying off a gambling debt with sex. She owed upwards of $250,000.00 to a “mystery man” and he suggested that they work it out old school.

EX-BAYWATCH babe Pamela Anderson has admitted she paid off a £125,000 debt with a night of nookie.The blonde mum-of-two, 40, agreed to the mystery man’s “Indecent Proposal” in Las Vegas during a poker game in which she lost the cash.She explained: “He said if I made out with him that would clear the bet. I paid off a poker debt with sexual favours.” (source)

There’s a word or the exchange of goods or services in a free market society between merchants and or private parties:it’s called bartering.

If one of the parties happens to offer sex to pay off a debt, that individual (or collection of individuals) is called a whore. Whore, whore, whore. And for all those people out there who don’t like the use of the word whore and who think I’m being sexist, I have two words for you: STFU whore. Whore, whore, whore. I see your lips moving but all I hear is whore. What’s that? Oh, right: whore. Very whorish of you. Whore. You know what would be better? If you weren’t such a whore. Hey, I’m just kidding. Not really. Whore.

Wait. Am I still alseep? Because normally when I see Kate Beckinsale and another hot girl stumbling drunk, wearing schoolgirl uniforms and holding hands that’s when I fly in on my unicorn and give them each a kitten right before they make out. I don’t see a unicorn so I must be awake. Oh wait, there’s Len Weisman wearing some sort of school uniform too. I guess this is for a costume party. Like Tarts and Vicars , where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like priests. Or Pimps and Hoes, where the girls dress up like whores and the guys dress up like pimps. Or Golf pros and tennis hoes, where the guys dress up like golfers and the girls dress up like whores. Wonder why the girls always dress up like whores? Hm. Coincidence? I think not!

In an interesting turn of events, K-Fed is giving Britney a good kick in the balls she’s grown. Don’t tell me she doesn’t have them. Any chick who shaves her head has a set hidden somewhere.

K-Fed Up should be his new moniker. He is sick and tired of his Ex’s stupidity and believes the kids would be better off with him. I say, good for him. Take your kids from the crazy bitch! Cracking into cars, giving the paparazzi crotch shots (which Fatback loves, ya know), and doing only god knows what the fuck all else, surely isn’t the example you want for your kids.

I never thought I would see the day when I thought K-Fed was a stand up parent, but hey, hell does freeze over occasionally it seems. ‘Course he could just be in it for the money.

As we first reported, K-Fed is going back to court asking for more custody of the kids. Federline just agreed to a 50/50 split. Then, he turned around almost immediately and filed papers asking for 70/30. So why such a sudden change of heart? (source)

It sucks that even in today’s courts you have judges who think the mother is the perfect one for the kids. Not so. Plenty of hot men out there who are excellent fathers. No, I have no clue what the fuck their hotness has to do with it, but damn, I like me some beefalicious daddy.

Alright, catch you later, got to recharge the batteries to the Venus.
These aren’t new, but neither is Britney Spears’ Schadenfruede.

Lindsay Lohan is a role model for young girls everywhere. She proves that honesty and good character are the ways to make it big. Either that, or by being a drunk lying whore. Apparently, a mere 36 hours before she got arrested in May for DUI, she sat down with Elle Magazine to tell them how resposible she really was.

“They’re looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, ‘Oh Lindsay’s wasted and driving drunk.’ And that’s not it. I wouldn’t violate. … I’m much more responsible than that.”

The following night, on May 26, she was arrested for driving under the influence when her car crashed; cops found she had cocaine with her. Her second drunken driving/cocaine bust came the morning of July 24 after a high-speed chase in Santa Monica, Calif. The September issue of Elle hits newsstands Tuesday. (source)

Amazing. Inspirational! I think she was telling the cops this the next night when they were cuffing her, impounding her car and putting her cocaine in the evidence bag.

Nice thong, dude. Anything you wanted to tell us? These pictures of Britney Spears and those other two sexy honies were taken just before Britney’s brain shit the bed and she shaved her head back in February. It’s supposed to be in the back of a Club in NYC, but but for some reason that club looks like Abu Graib.

Taken just five days before the popstar’s now infamous head-shaving incident in February, Brit leaves little to the imagination in an impossibly teeny thong.

Partying with palls at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot’s resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process. (Sun)

It’s always nice to see that even really, really, really slutty girls can manage to get the cigarette worked into a the picture somehow. Touch O’ Class. One more shot of Brit and Fudgey (that’s my nickname for him. It sounds racist but it’s not really. If he were white I would have called him CreamPie. Or if he were Asian I would have called him Rubbery. Or if he was Jewish, he would be Knish. Wait. Okay, that is a little racist but only in a nice way.)

Links is you made it this far:

• Those boobies need a bath! (College Humor)
• Mayra Veronica is hot. (FHM Online)
• Britney Spears is still crazy. No really. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Cindy Crawford Topless. Nothing but her mole, dude. Sweet. (Yeeeah)
• Lauren Conrad and sme dude who knows who she is. (IBBB)
• Britney and KFED are divorced. Legally. (Jossip)
• Jenna Elfman named her kid after an imperative sentence. (Allie)
• Ali Larter at Comic-Con. Thanks for the invite. (Bastardly)
• Faith Hill gets all up in some chicks face for grabbibg Tim McGraw’s sack. (BumpShack)

Yeah, I’ll say it. Who. Gives. A. Fuck.

There. Now the rest of the world can thumb their noses at little ol’ Valkyrie, a girl who doesn’t give two shits about the Becks bending whatever it is he bends, or some dumbass NFL player who was dumb enough to get caught in a dog fighting racket. Nope, and I don’t care about the welfare of these dogs. Why? Because I don’t. I’m betting about a few million other people don’t either.

Oh, there will be a ton of pissed off PETA bitches whining about the poor, loyal pit bulls and other doggies who got bit the fuck up and killed.

Yeah, well, fuck ‘em.

I have an idea that will solve my give-a-fuckedness. Take the Bex, Vick, and four or five fighting pit bulls, put them all in a large enclosure with an electric fence and a closed circuit camera. Sell video.

Now that’s something I would love to cover. So why do I have pictures of hot naked biker chicks? Well, because that’s way hotter than dead doggies, sugar! PS. Sorry about the pic of your mom. Slut!

 

Jennifer Lopez no longer wants to be referred to as “J-Lo” fearing it only furthers her negative status as a diva. Blah, blah, who cares. Just don’t get rid of that junk in yo’ trunk, baby. I mean, no need for radical change.

Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez ditched the performing name of J-Lo, in a bid to dump her reputation as a diva.

The 37-year-old, famous for being demanding and stroppy, said her alter-ego was meant to be fun but “got out of control and really crazy”.She added: “That’s all gone with the ridiculous stories about me throwing tantrums and insisting on Egyptian sheets. That’s all firmly in my past.” (source)

Silly, J-Lo. Don’t you know you’ll never be known otherwise in spite of your efforts? It’s like that fat kid in 1st grade with spaghetti stains on his shirt that ate all the lunches during nap time. He’ll always be known as Fatty. Or that slutty girl in high school who used to help “excercise”  the football team underneath the bleachers in exchange for prom queen nominations. I’ll never live that down. Err, I mean, she’ll never live that down. Oh go fuck yourselves. Here’s some more J-Lo in Italian Vanity Fair. Bon Jovi, questo di pasta! Mortadella!

Obligatory post. Lindsay Lohan drunk wielding a fat rack and a steely blade with an equally drunken Vanessa Minillo deserves a post even if it’s hackneyed and 3 days too late. I’ve never been a fetishist; I like my sex dirty and against a wall like most red blooded Americans, but there’s something about a hot chick with cold steel blade that conjures up something medieval in me. Like Highlander porn. There can be only one. Unless there’s two.

LINKS.

• Fergie looking kinda pretty. She’d look better with Santoku. (Gabsmash)
• Allison Stokke gallery. She’s the chick who cried about being called hot on the internet. Guess what? STFU. (Celebrity Hubris)
• Petra Nemcova is hot and fucking enjoys it. (DS)
• PoshS pice is a fat whore. Fatty. (Bumpshack)
• I wonder if Allison Stokke will ever end up here? (CH)
• Jessica Simpson gets dissed. (Holly Scoop)
• Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth. Hot girl on girl action. (Jordan)
• The Hilton clan is larger than we thought. Fuck. (EvilBeet)

Britney Spears is reportedly so pissed at her mom for sending her to rehab, that she has cut off all communication; even to going so far as refusing to see the ailing Spears matriarch in the hospital recently.

Lynne [Britney's mama], 52, was hospitalized in southern California recently when a bout of the flu turned into pneumonia. Spears reportedly is furious with her mother for urging the “Oops I Did It Again� singer to enter rehab, and didn’t call her earlier this month for her birthday, either. The Star is reporting a similar story.

“Britney says her mom betrayed her and she refuses to get over it,� the source told the Enquirer. “When she was told to give her mom a call, Britney said: ‘I’m busy, I have my own kids now.’ �(source)

That’s pretty cold blooded, especially since the white trash  code calls for Britney to start working at a cowboy bar and leave her kids with their grandma for 12 years before marrying the owner of a  Harley Dealership in Myrtle Beach at the Suck Bang Blow biker bar, just to ride back in like nothing ever happened and try to reconnect with her, now estranged, children who have nothing but contempt for her and have done a pretty good job of losing that swamp accent and have learned to use the right fork and everything, and here she comes back with a new man trying to get MY acceptance? Be god damn.  Wait. What were we talking about?

These are supposedly pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing coke in a bathroom with a friend just days after leaving a rehab facility for substance abuse. In all fairness the girl might not be doing coke in the top image there, she might just really like the smell of Lindsay Lohan’s pinky finger. The pictures are screen caps from a cell phone video taken by one of Lindsay’s “concerned friends”.

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become.

“When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.” (source)

I’m no photo surveillance expert so I can’t really tell you what’s going on these pictures, but it sure looks like some chicks (one of whom is Lindsay Lohan) are doing bumps of coke. The other chick, who looks like a coke whore, looks pretty hot; but that may just be because I think that coke whores are hot. The moral of the story? Don’t do drugs. Unless they make you show your boobies and become a full on whore who’ll sleep with anything. Stay in school!

More Lindsay Lohan having a coke and a smile after the jump.

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