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I only watch American Idol because I’m drunk by 9:00 on any given night and I can’t find my remote so I just watch whatever channel happens to be on. Last night was a so-called “elimination” night where they make everyone cry, then humiliate the eliminated contestant by making them sing while balling their eyes out. Great fun.

So last night, Tony Bennet was supposed to sing, but I guess his sundown syndrome wore off and he fucking never showed up. So they called Michael Bublé to fill in. Apparently the call rang his cell phone at a bar, because as it turns out, Michael was completely drunk and had just done a rail of coke. It was hilarious. He stumbled around on stage and sang like shit and when he was done he asked Ryan Seacrest if he was wasting his vote by still voting for Antonella Barba. Not at Michael. Not. At. All.

• Hayden Panetierre wearing seethru. Go ahead and click it perv. She may be 16, but she smokes and whores around with Paris Hilton. Innocence lost. (DS)
• I’m a famous blogger. Go ahead. Ask me. (One Blog A Day)
• Britney Spears got divorced and she’s paying K-Fed 25K a month to babysit her kids 4 days a week. (Yeeeah)
• Abigail Clancy is a hot coke whore model who bangs sports stars. Like your mom. (Bumpshack)
• Some chick on an MTV show nobody watches got some new tits. (IBBB)
• Lucy Pinder, wait for it…naked. I know, right? So unlike her. (JIMH)
• Rose Mcgowan and Rosario Dawson naked with bullets. Pants. Just. Exploded. (Bastardly)
• Hot college stripper asses. (CH)

Ok. So I know that pic is not of Antonella Barba. But Google shut down my Adsense for those pics in an earlier post. Google is awesome. I want them to fuck me in the ass. Wait they already did.

Apparently, the appetites of this woman are insatiable. Its not enough that she is in the top 3 of hottest women in the solar system, and she is banging the (from what I hear) hottest guy in the solar system (present company excluded of course), she’s rich and famous and powerful and naked most of the time. Wait. Scratch that last one, I was going through my image library.

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, who is dating actor Brad Pitt, is planning to adopt her third child.

The Tomb Raider star, who is already mother to two adopted children - four-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox and nine-month-old daughter Zahara from Ethiopia - is very excited about adopting another child.

"Most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt again. It’s a very special thing. There’s something about making a choice, waking up and travelling somewhere and finding your family," the Mirror quoted her as saying.

From what I understand,  her idea of adoption involves snatching the first kid that grabs her leg when she gets off the plane in a third world country. I’m all for adoption and helping out underprivileged  nations but starting your own "It’s a small world ride" is not a good reason to adopt children. Believe me, I tried it. Only I used midgets. Union midgets. So  I guess you  know how that turned out.