NSFW – Fatback Media

I only watch American Idol because I’m drunk by 9:00 on any given night and I can’t find my remote so I just watch whatever channel happens to be on. Last night was a so-called “elimination” night where they make everyone cry, then humiliate the eliminated contestant by making them sing while balling their eyes out. Great fun.

So last night, Tony Bennet was supposed to sing, but I guess his sundown syndrome wore off and he fucking never showed up. So they called Michael Bublé to fill in. Apparently the call rang his cell phone at a bar, because as it turns out, Michael was completely drunk and had just done a rail of coke. It was hilarious. He stumbled around on stage and sang like shit and when he was done he asked Ryan Seacrest if he was wasting his vote by still voting for Antonella Barba. Not at Michael. Not. At. All.

• Hayden Panetierre wearing seethru. Go ahead and click it perv. She may be 16, but she smokes and whores around with Paris Hilton. Innocence lost. (DS)
• I’m a famous blogger. Go ahead. Ask me. (One Blog A Day)
• Britney Spears got divorced and she’s paying K-Fed 25K a month to babysit her kids 4 days a week. (Yeeeah)
• Abigail Clancy is a hot coke whore model who bangs sports stars. Like your mom. (Bumpshack)
• Some chick on an MTV show nobody watches got some new tits. (IBBB)
• Lucy Pinder, wait for it…naked. I know, right? So unlike her. (JIMH)
• Rose Mcgowan and Rosario Dawson naked with bullets. Pants. Just. Exploded. (Bastardly)
• Hot college stripper asses. (CH)

Ok. So I know that pic is not of Antonella Barba. But Google shut down my Adsense for those pics in an earlier post. Google is awesome. I want them to fuck me in the ass. Wait they already did.

Alright chil’ren. Simmer down. I’ve been down south honky-tonkin’ for 10 days and I have never been so drunk. I went down and Bible-thumped my way through the south eating at every greasy spoon I could find by day and drinking till dawn in every bar that had live music. The posting has been for shit and I am currently trying out a new server situation because of traffic. You bitches are slowing me down, and the Freebird’s gotta fly, right?

Speaking of down south, I just got the Erin Daily (of Television Without Pity fame) interview completed. It is almost 100% not made up. Erin is the recapper for my former favorite show, Alias. Currently she lives in my neck of the woods (Charleston, SC) and she answered my questions for our kissing cousin site, GiveMeMyRemote.com Forums. Read the full text of the interview here.

Bustah Rhymes body guard killed by gunfire. (Glitterati Gossip) Is there any other way for a gangsta rapper’s body guard to die? Henessey for my fallen homies, yo.

Nikki Cox and her ginormous frontal regions is engaged to Jay Mohr. (WWTDD).

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow have split. (All This Nonsense). I guess he’s her second favorite mistake.

Fatback and Collards at MySpace: Join the southern fried fun over at our MySpace account. It’s better than grits n’ gravy.

Watch out girlz! Jessica Simpson may be switching sides. (Subvert Society)

Damn, it’s hard to be a PIMP some days. Our sexy sister site GiveMeMyRemote.com just posted the exclusive interview with NBC’s The Office actors John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer. We worked hard to stalk them down and force them to get this interview. Which, in case you didn’t know, is eXXXclusive. Jenna and John were kind enough to answer all our questions about The Office, themselves and their current side projects. The full transcript of the interview is here. Feel free to go over and sign up for the super sexy forums and discuss this with our other super sexy forum members. And in case you didn’t read between the lines, you must be hott! to discuss in our forums. We have standards, bitches. While I’m at it drop in over at the GMMR Store and pick up some memorabilia. Remember, the Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

Veronica Mars actress and not-really-in-high-school-heat Kristen Bell reportedly doesn’t have a social life.

Kristen Bell, claims things are not as
exciting in her private life. "I have no social or personal life
because of the show. It’s a commitment," she admits. "I’m lucky to have
this job and I love it, but you definitely sacrifice your personal life
when you’re doing one-hour television, and I don’t think I realized
that.

Veronica Mars hasn’t really been given the credit it is due, despite good writing and the high percentage of supposedly teen-aged hotties. That’s why it makes it so bittersweet that Kristen doesn’t have time for a social life. I have repeatedly told her that I can work around her schedule. She always has the same lame ass excuse. I just don’t get it. I don’t even know what a restraining order is. But that’s what the cops keep asking me when they beat me with their night sticks. She’s just playing hard to get. Just to show my love for VMars there are more pics of the Neptune High ladies after the jump.(WARNING: Some are NSFW)

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