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Brrrr. Now that winter has set in I thought I’d warm it up a bit with some Adriana Lima bikini shots. I’ll assume that these are from Brazil because she’s Brazilian and because I’m too lazy to do real research. Meu Deus!

Adriana Lima, commonly known as “the best face in the industry” and “the most in demand runway model in the world”,rose to stardom out of less than glamorous conditions. Lima was discovered while shopping at a local mall at the age of 13. At the age of 15, she finished in first place in a Ford Supermodel of Brazil model search. Lima later followed with a second place finish in the 1996 Ford Supermodel of the World contest. (Source)

Scouting for supermodels in Brazil has got to be the easiest job in the world. Everyone is hot and sexy. Even that statue of Jesus looking over Rio from the mountain top has a boner if you look close enough. So, winning a supermodel contest in Brazil means that Adriana is so sexy that you could get an erection from just looking at her DNA profile in electrophoresis gel. Although, I would never do that in my lab. We have rules, you know.

Update: So sexy reader Gelleila let us know that these pics are from St. Barth’s and not Brazil. Research rulez.

Hey y’all, Emily here. Miss me? I was on “vacation”, which was more or less a week of roofies and wet t-shirt contests. I won. All of them. Email for pictures.

Feast on photos of Adriana Lima at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show while I check out the latest happenings and establish an alibi. I wonder what you call it when you get a Brazilian wax in Brazil? Anyway.Oh, and please send all suggested home remedies for carpet burn to my inbox. Bless your hearts.

Here are the top links for the few of you who are at work today.

• Eleventy thousand Victoria’s Secret pics from the recent show. Get your free hand ready. (Phun)
• Mariah Carey, philanthropist, whore. (yeeeah)
• Lacey Chabert is all growed up. (Bastardly)
• Abby Titmus interviews Jodie Marsh. Then they have have sex. Maybe I dreamed that last part. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Paris Hilton vomits on stage. (I’m not obsessed)

More to come holiday sweeties!