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Winona Ryder is a redhead for her new movie where she plays a femme fatale who kills guys accused of sex crimes. Why does red hair make her look like a killer? (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel is single. She just broke up with Chris Evans from Fantastic Four. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make her mine. (I’m not Obsessed)

Kristen Bell and the cast of Veronica Mars are going to be a Comic Con. It’s like a Trekkie Convention, except cool because they talk about comic books. Why is the cast of Veronica Mars there? No clue. (GMMR)

Pam Anderson gets naked for PETA because she would rather be naked than eat corn flakes, …or wear fur, or something. (Bricks and Stones)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t do drugs. ME either, unless you count coke and quaaludes. But those aren’t really counted anymore are they? (Derek Hail)

Ed. Note: Recently I, and several of my super sexy blogger friends were having an impromptu pillow fight, like we do sometimes, and the conversation turned to some shady theiving bastards who are ripping our RSS feeds and automatically posting our content to their sites. Not only are they stealing our content, they are stealing our bandwidth and, in many cases our revenue. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. Keep an eye out for stolen content and don’t visit those sites. Bitches.

Kristin Cavallari drinks iced coffee dressed like a commando surfer. A sexy commando surfer. (Bricks and Stones)

Salma Hayek has great breasts. And she would like you to look down her blouse and see them. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jared Leto has a band (for some reason) named 30 Seconds to Mars. It should be called 30 Seconds to Man-love. Get it? I’m insinuating that Jared Leto might be gay, see? (D-Listed)

J-Lo and Mark “Skeletor Grande” Anthony are officially the scariest couple EVAH. (IDLYITW)

Catherine Zeta Jones and Salma Hayek square off in a Bastardly boobie contest. Tears of joy people, tears of joy. (The Bastardly).

Lindsay Lohan wants to open a boutique in Paris where she will presumably sell compete shit to other entitled, no talent bitches. (VHT)

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and Puffy Puff Daddy P-Diddy Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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Hot damn, it’s Friday. And that’s PIMP day. I’m getting all geared up for St. Patrick’s day in Boston [read: making sure I have my Kevlar sinched up real tight] so enjoy the internet love that I am throwin’ at you.

Veronica Mars news: Exclusive Jason Dohring Interview at GMMR.

Some asshole director burned the white-hot Natalie Portman nude scenes from Closer. Asshole. Subvert Society had the details.

Angelina Jolie is the voted Top Girl-on-Girl Fanatsy by Lesbians. Whatever. Get in line, bitches. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears: Lumpy mess or just pregnant with another hillbilly baby? (All This Nonsense)