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Actress Kristen Bell who played the sassy teen detective Veronica Mars on the CW Network (CW stands for “Couldn’t Wait” to cancel one of the best shows on TV) has her plate full theses days. It looks like she’ll not only be doing the voice overs for the new show Gossip Girls, but she’ll also be appearing in at least 13 episodes NBC’s Heroes this fall. And she let slip that a VMars movie may be in our future. Here’s a snippet of her interview with Michael Ausiello.

The show was hard to follow, the show was really witty, the show was really sassy — it was for intelligent people. So I think it was wrapped up really nicely. That being said, I knew some things that were going to happen in Season 4 that I’m not going to dare say, ’cause that’s probably what the movie is going to be about.” (source)

Although the show was certainly pre-maturely canceled, and the head of CW should have her ass handed to her, it set Kristen Bell up for much bigger things. The show was critically well received and has a rabid Buffy-esque fan base, but the ratings were just never there. And that’s because the show was smart and most people are stupid. I for one really enjoyed the show, but that’s mostly because I like high school chicks that look older then they really are. I guess I’ll have to get into One tree Hill now. Sigh. More Veronica pics. They’re old, but do you really want to see more of her at Comic Con?

What’s hotter that a cute chick in a wife-beater walking a pit bull? Nothing. Especially if the dog is listening. This is Sophia Bush walking a dog that looks like Backup when he was a puppy. The cool thing about walking a pit bull (or American Bulldog as the case may be) is that nobody will fuck with you. Kinda like when I’m walking with my lady friends. Anybody tries to fuck with them and they will get a taste of the double guns I call Lefty and Righty. Like just the other day some dude started talking trash and got rowdy so he wound up on the wrong end of a body slam. It was so badass that I lost my job - for keeping it too real. Evidently, a grown man in a giant rat suit is not supposed to throw children into to the plastic ball pit. Some people have no vision. LINKS.

• Abagail Clancy is nude. (DS)
• Madonna will show you the POWER of the Dark SIIIIDE. (Yeeeah)
• Alyssa Milano has hairy arms, although I’ve never looked at that part. (IBBB)
• CoCo floats in Ice Tea. That kind works, right? (IDLYITW)
• Emma Watson caption contest for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Captivity really sucked. Even by our standards. Damn. (Pajiba)
• Shia Leboeuf says he’s a comedian. Heh heh. His name means beef. (DHail)
• Mathew Perry is banging Meg Ryan. BING! (gabsmash)
• Lots of girls like to show their boobies on College Humor ( CH)

In a recent statement taken by voraciously ethical and truthful gossip reporters, Kevin Federline alleges he is indeed a family man. At present, a team of linguists are still working to determine the definition of family. Is it a nuclear unit of humans that live together in a nurturing stable environment, or a trail of white trash spawn, abandoned and forgotten like puppies in the river? We may never know.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that he’s not 100 percent pimp. In an interview with E! News, he claims, “I am a family man and that is me, that is the truth, that is in all honesty.” (source)

Kevin Federline isn’t fit to care for a lump of coal, let alone anything that breathes and requires food. Between Britney and Kevin, it’s a wonder Sean and Jayden haven’t worked out a plan to escape that involves a marbles, a makeshift ladder, a cell phone, the family dog and dressing up in little tuxedos while playing musical instruments. Babies in tuxedos are cute!

So what does Kristen Bell have to do with Britney and Kevin? Nothing. She’s just so cute it makes me giggle.

If there’s anything that I like more than a sassy, shit talking female detective, it’s a sassy shit talking female detective that looks like this in a bikini. My homie GMMR , who has the inside track on all things TV, tells me that Veronica Mars got picked up for a full 22 eps next season and that Kristen Bell will appear in a bikini in at least 18 of those episodes. Okay. So, that last part may not happen. I sent the CW Network some scripts, but I haven’t heard back. Probably not enough postage or something. Here are some scans of her photo shoot for the August SHAPE Magazine.

Winona Ryder is a redhead for her new movie where she plays a femme fatale who kills guys accused of sex crimes. Why does red hair make her look like a killer? (ICYDK)

Jessica Biel is single. She just broke up with Chris Evans from Fantastic Four. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to make her mine. (I’m not Obsessed)

Kristen Bell and the cast of Veronica Mars are going to be a Comic Con. It’s like a Trekkie Convention, except cool because they talk about comic books. Why is the cast of Veronica Mars there? No clue. (GMMR)

Pam Anderson gets naked for PETA because she would rather be naked than eat corn flakes, …or wear fur, or something. (Bricks and Stones)

Avril Lavigne doesn’t do drugs. ME either, unless you count coke and quaaludes. But those aren’t really counted anymore are they? (Derek Hail)

Ed. Note: Recently I, and several of my super sexy blogger friends were having an impromptu pillow fight, like we do sometimes, and the conversation turned to some shady theiving bastards who are ripping our RSS feeds and automatically posting our content to their sites. Not only are they stealing our content, they are stealing our bandwidth and, in many cases our revenue. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey. Keep an eye out for stolen content and don’t visit those sites. Bitches.

Kristin Cavallari drinks iced coffee dressed like a commando surfer. A sexy commando surfer. (Bricks and Stones)

Salma Hayek has great breasts. And she would like you to look down her blouse and see them. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Jared Leto has a band (for some reason) named 30 Seconds to Mars. It should be called 30 Seconds to Man-love. Get it? I’m insinuating that Jared Leto might be gay, see? (D-Listed)

J-Lo and Mark “Skeletor Grande” Anthony are officially the scariest couple EVAH. (IDLYITW)

Catherine Zeta Jones and Salma Hayek square off in a Bastardly boobie contest. Tears of joy people, tears of joy. (The Bastardly).

Lindsay Lohan wants to open a boutique in Paris where she will presumably sell compete shit to other entitled, no talent bitches. (VHT)

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and Puffy Puff Daddy P-Diddy Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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Hot damn, it’s Friday. And that’s PIMP day. I’m getting all geared up for St. Patrick’s day in Boston [read: making sure I have my Kevlar sinched up real tight] so enjoy the internet love that I am throwin’ at you.

Veronica Mars news: Exclusive Jason Dohring Interview at GMMR.

Some asshole director burned the white-hot Natalie Portman nude scenes from Closer. Asshole. Subvert Society had the details.

Angelina Jolie is the voted Top Girl-on-Girl Fanatsy by Lesbians. Whatever. Get in line, bitches. (IDLYITW)

Britney Spears: Lumpy mess or just pregnant with another hillbilly baby? (All This Nonsense)

Kristen Bell is in the new Maxim that hits the stands this week. There is really no reason to post these other than to save you the five dollars of having to buy the magazine or the 0.0003 calories it would take you to go to Maxim’s web site and view them yourself. That’s how much I love you. Plus, Veronica Mars is hot. And Spunky. I can’t figure why she wants to date those gay guys on the show. That’s probably best left to the experts like Givememyremote.com.