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Actress Kristen Bell who played the sassy teen detective Veronica Mars on the CW Network (CW stands for “Couldn’t Wait” to cancel one of the best shows on TV) has her plate full theses days. It looks like she’ll not only be doing the voice overs for the new show Gossip Girls, but she’ll also be appearing in at least 13 episodes NBC’s Heroes this fall. And she let slip that a VMars movie may be in our future. Here’s a snippet of her interview with Michael Ausiello.

The show was hard to follow, the show was really witty, the show was really sassy — it was for intelligent people. So I think it was wrapped up really nicely. That being said, I knew some things that were going to happen in Season 4 that I’m not going to dare say, ’cause that’s probably what the movie is going to be about.” (source)

Although the show was certainly pre-maturely canceled, and the head of CW should have her ass handed to her, it set Kristen Bell up for much bigger things. The show was critically well received and has a rabid Buffy-esque fan base, but the ratings were just never there. And that’s because the show was smart and most people are stupid. I for one really enjoyed the show, but that’s mostly because I like high school chicks that look older then they really are. I guess I’ll have to get into One tree Hill now. Sigh. More Veronica pics. They’re old, but do you really want to see more of her at Comic Con?

What’s hotter that a cute chick in a wife-beater walking a pit bull? Nothing. Especially if the dog is listening. This is Sophia Bush walking a dog that looks like Backup when he was a puppy. The cool thing about walking a pit bull (or American Bulldog as the case may be) is that nobody will fuck with you. Kinda like when I’m walking with my lady friends. Anybody tries to fuck with them and they will get a taste of the double guns I call Lefty and Righty. Like just the other day some dude started talking trash and got rowdy so he wound up on the wrong end of a body slam. It was so badass that I lost my job – for keeping it too real. Evidently, a grown man in a giant rat suit is not supposed to throw children into to the plastic ball pit. Some people have no vision. LINKS.

• Abagail Clancy is nude. (DS)
• Madonna will show you the POWER of the Dark SIIIIDE. (Yeeeah)
• Alyssa Milano has hairy arms, although I’ve never looked at that part. (IBBB)
• CoCo floats in Ice Tea. That kind works, right? (IDLYITW)
• Emma Watson caption contest for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Captivity really sucked. Even by our standards. Damn. (Pajiba)
• Shia Leboeuf says he’s a comedian. Heh heh. His name means beef. (DHail)
• Mathew Perry is banging Meg Ryan. BING! (gabsmash)
• Lots of girls like to show their boobies on College Humor ( CH)

In a recent statement taken by voraciously ethical and truthful gossip reporters, Kevin Federline alleges he is indeed a family man. At present, a team of linguists are still working to determine the definition of family. Is it a nuclear unit of humans that live together in a nurturing stable environment, or a trail of white trash spawn, abandoned and forgotten like puppies in the river? We may never know.

Kevin Federline wants you to know that he’s not 100 percent pimp. In an interview with E! News, he claims, “I am a family man and that is me, that is the truth, that is in all honesty.” (source)

Kevin Federline isn’t fit to care for a lump of coal, let alone anything that breathes and requires food. Between Britney and Kevin, it’s a wonder Sean and Jayden haven’t worked out a plan to escape that involves a marbles, a makeshift ladder, a cell phone, the family dog and dressing up in little tuxedos while playing musical instruments. Babies in tuxedos are cute!

So what does Kristen Bell have to do with Britney and Kevin? Nothing. She’s just so cute it makes me giggle.

If there’s anything that I like more than a sassy, shit talking female detective, it’s a sassy shit talking female detective that looks like this in a bikini. My homie GMMR , who has the inside track on all things TV, tells me that Veronica Mars got picked up for a full 22 eps next season and that Kristen Bell will appear in a bikini in at least 18 of those episodes. Okay. So, that last part may not happen. I sent the CW Network some scripts, but I haven’t heard back. Probably not enough postage or something. Here are some scans of her photo shoot for the August SHAPE Magazine.