NSFW – Fatback Media

Apparently, Vanessa Anne Hudgens, the lovable Disney-Lodeon actress just LOVES her cellphone. Especially when she’s taking nude pictures of herself with her cellphone. I guess debacle surrounding the first round of naked pictures of her that circulated the web wasn’t enough to deter her from taking more pics and SMS’s them into our hearts and spankbanks. She’s either kinda dumb or she’s just a  freak. Maybe a little of both. I checked wikipedia and they say she’s 20 and they never lie, so don’t sweat it man, Dateline’s not showing up for this post. Don’t you just love musicals?

Zac Efron, in response to some quips about his masculinity, seems to be shedding his pretty boy teen image in favor of a more manly image. Take for example recently when he was seen with a “perky top-of-the-head ponytail a la Pebbles in The Flintstones”. That’s Manly!

“Hollywood’s buzzing about HSM pretty boy Zac Efron’s sudden obsession with cosmetics for his kisser and girly ‘do hair! Even after rumbles in the press questioning why he’s wearing full makeup everywhere – and galpal Vanessa Hudgens moaning to pals that he’s gotta “man up” and drop the whole metrosexual act.”

The source says that Zac was “wearing man-cake and guy-liner, “and the execs were stunned. Witnesses described the teen idol as maxed-out in black eyeliner, mascara, cover-up, blush and eye shadow. (source)

Zac Efon is definitely not gay. According the conversation I had had with the poster of him above my bed, he is definitely not gay, and he likes girls; but it’s okay if I give his poster kisses before I go to sleep at night. It’s our little secret!

More pics of non-gay stuff.

Vanessa Hudgens may have a cellphone sextape that stars her and hyperhetero boyfriend Zac Efron. The National Ledger reported today that a secret cellphone sex tape may be out there showing Vanessa Hudgens nude with Zac Efron. The title of the National Ledger article is Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape With Zac Efron? Nude Photos Mess Continues.

THAT’s how you write a headline, people. Salacious!

Is there now a Vanessa Hudgens sex tape starring the pint sized hottie and her beau Zac Efron? While the photos scandal continues to burn up bandwidth, there are reports that say that the High School Musical star has a cell phone video and a short clip floating around. (source)

In other news, Cingular is now AT&T wireless. Now with more bars than ever. Buy an iPhone and pay hundreds extra to get the same shitty customer service as the rest of the USA. Poor people are stupid. Technology rulez.

Vanessa Hudgens is the picture of purity and righteousness, meaning she likes to take naughty pictures of herself and let them leak on the internet. That’s a hero to you me. I think if she’s Catholic she’s one miracle away from being declared a saint. True story, that shit’s in the Bible. The only reason I bring this up is that I can’t get in trouble for posting scintillating naked pictures of an 18 year hottie of questionable ethnicity because the laws in the USA kick ass.

Law& Order Update: Bongbong. Apparently the laws in the USA are made to protect people and not let bloggers post random naked pictures of them so I have removed the pics and replaced them with boring bikini shots of Vanessa Hudgens dancing with some gay kid. Objection your honor.

Flickr sucks cockrs update: So Flickr deleted my account and all my pics. They suck. Enjoy the nothing Atrayu.