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Tricia Helfer is one of those special girls that is super hot and sexy and likes to get naked a lot. In other words, she’s Canadian. Sorry American girls, you’re just too prudish top show up here. Feel free to prove me wrong via email…

I just bought the box set for Battlestar Gallactica and I was psyched to see if the “director’s cut” is any racier than the original. I bought it from Wal-Mart. Turns out , they cut in scenes from the original series in the naughty parts of the new series. Now, I can’t here the Bonanza theme without getting an erection. Oh, if you’d like to see Tricia Helfer out of the confines of those clothes, click here to see Tricia Helfer nude.

This is Tricia Helfer and her perfectly formed nipple at a film festival in Calgary (the poor man’s Toronto), which, if memory serves me correctly, is in Canada, near Mexico. My extensive research, which consisted of a Google search and downloading some sweet but unrelated .rar’s from Rapidshare, informed me that this is for the premier of a movie called Walk All Over Me starring Tricia Helfer and Leelee Sobieski, both of whom probably appear nude because it’s an independent film and they can tell their friends it’s art so they won’t feel slutty. ANYWAY. This is Tricia Helfer airing out a nipple in an excitingly fantastic way in the great town of Canada. Geography rules.

More Tricia Helfer in case you were wondering what she looks like naked. I often do that. I’m a thinker!

Links, ’cause you’re here anyway.

• People having sex while getting tattooes. Fucking LA, man. (Crave)
• Michael Vick smokes blunts (Bump Shack)
• Norwegian Chinese (Chiweegian?) hottie Natassia Malthe practically naked. (FHM)
• Wanna see a celebrity gossip site that has it’s shit together? (Dotspotter)
• Jesse from Marshall University is the cute college girl this week. MARSHALL! (CH)
• Maggie Grace still cute as ever. (Bastardly)
• Sienna Miller scraps with Kate Moss. The fur was flying. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller wheelbarrowing Keira Knightly. Those brits! (Gone Hollywood)
• Jason from The Hills got engaged. I’m sorry…who did a what in the what? (IBBB)
• More from Dita Von Shutthefuckup. (Allie)
• Hillary Duff has a blended orgasm. I like mine whisked. (City rag)
• Lindsay Lohan is a rehab whore. And not the good kind. (Evil Beet)
• Victoria Beckham ill be a Pussycat doll. Snore. (GoT)
• Indiana Jones 4 Spoiler Alert! They all die before the Vietnam war. Losers. (SOMG)
• Hear the voice of Jesus as he chastises Paris Hilton in Montreal. (Drunken Stepfather)
• I thought the Family Guy Star Wars ep was funny. I guess I’m a fucking loser. (BWE)
• Jessica Simpson ins short shorts. Me likee. (Jordan)

Tricia Helfer is my excuse to still watch sci-fi. Nothing like a hot chick who does space nudity. Now that Seven of Nine is married, I think there’s room for a little more Six in my life. Try saying that without using the Simpson’s Comic Book Guy voice. Here she is in FHMOnline talking about Sci-fi conventions and her copious amount of nude photography.

Do you do the sci-fi conventions and get hassled by the geeks?
I’ve only done a couple. I did Comicon NY this year. The fans have been very polite so far.

What’s the most unusual item—or body part—you’ve been asked to sign?
A naked photograph of myself that wasn’t even me!

Ah, the ol’ Tricia Helfer fake Internet pics.
I’ve done a lot of topless photography but all in a coffee table book style, if you see what I mean. (Read the rest at FHMOnline)

I like that she’s all about the tasteful nudity, but it’s kind of subjective to say “coffee table style”. I don’t know about your coffee table but I’ve got some raunchy shit on my piece of plywood on top of 4 milk crates coffee table. I’m old school about my porn mags. The cheaper the better. They need to have names like Cheri, or Mobile Home Whores, or Suck Bang Blow Biker Tramps and have really low production budgets so you can still see the zits on model’s ass. With production sets that are usually your next door neighbor’s trailer or a Motel 6 or a middle school janitors closet. And there’s always some random person in the background who seems oblivious to the fact that a cashier from from Piggly Wiggly is getting anal from a fat guy in a black leather mask with a zipper for a mouth hole. Speaking of pickled pigs feet, here are are some more Tricia Helfer pics from FHMOnline. And of course there are some nude Tricia Helfer shots in the archives.

Sci-Fi star Trisha Helfer sets aside the “Six-y” Cylon world to pose for Playboy. See what I did there? Who says girls can’t love sci-fi?

Tricia Helfer plays an evil machine on “Battlestar Galactica,” but the sexy Cylon may cause her fans to short-circuit when they see the latest edition of Playboy.

“I hope people like them,” Helfer told The Post of her 10-page nude pictorial shot by famed shutterbug Sante D’Orazio. “I know I do.” (source)

I’m not surprised. It’s always the unsuspecting ones, like the Sci-Fi chick, or the Catholic school English teacher, the burger joint French fry queen…your mom. Trekkie convention is just a glorified name for orgy and Deep Space Nine sounds like low-budget porn on Cinemax After Dark (PPV!). And the Twelve Colonies of Kobol are simply nudist, self-indulgent, hedonistic havens. Regardless, Trisha’s hot and I would park my Enterprise in her Final Frontier any day. Let’s just say I’ll take a ‘ NumberSix’ with ‘7 of 9′ any day. I don’t know, whatever, just go with it. Nerd. Get your game hand ready, here’s more science fictionly cyborg semi-nakedness. By the way, these photos are not from Playboy.

UPDATE: PLAYBOY IMAGES REMOVED BY REQUEST

And by request, I mean Tatyana from Playboy Inc complained to my hosting company, Godaddy, instead of contacting me and they shut my site down. I moved to a new server, but the images from this post only exist in my mind. And in Tatyana’s mind. Because she’s dirty. If you have any royalty free Tricia Helfer’s let me know.