It’s rare to dig up some really good nudes of supermodels, so when our crack team of boobie hunters found these outback out-takes of Victoria secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, we were rightfully excited to throw another shrimp on the barbie and down a Fosters in celebration. G’day, tits!

This is Anna Friel who is a British chick who plays a girl named Chuck on Pushing Daisies; probably the most original show ever made for television. If you don’t watch it, don’t bother – you won’t get it. What you will get is that Anna Friel has a great rack and she’s British so that means she gets naked all time. I’d like to build a birdhouse in her soul.

Pushing Links:

• Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy (Crave)
• Halloween hotties (FHM)
• Tracey Morgan is high (Crave Online)
• Tyra Banks has the monster mash in her crotch (IBBB)
• Devon Aoki dressed as an Asian whore, ’cause…well..(Bastardly)
• Petra Nemkova is a trampy Cleopatra (DS)

Except not really. No photoshop here right? I’ve seen more realistic photos in the Weekly World News. Like that bat kid that decided have sex with the fattest lady ever and they were friends with JFK and Hitler and when they went outside to look for el chupacabra, the clouds were shaped like the devil? The DEVIL. Makes you think.

Conspiratorial Update: There are some “behind the scenes” shots of this photoshoot that actually have Britney in them. Or do they? They made the moon landing look pretty convincing too.  (Allure)

Time to enter the wayback machine kids – way back to when Marisa Miller was doing more nudity. Besides the fact that I couldn’t send you through the weekend with the incredible hulk dog as the lead story, I was feeling a little nostalgic about a time in the not too distant past when tea was sweet, summer was hot and Marisa Miller was plenty nude. Good times.

Padma Lakshmi and controversial British author Salman Rushdie are getting a divorce. In case you missed it, because who gives a shit, Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushidie got married in 2004. Salman Rushdie is the author of The Satanic Verses which caused a fatwa for his death to be issued by the Ayatollah Khomeini a while back and Padma Lakshmi is a model turned chef and tv host as well as the newly elected senator and former Queen of Naboo.

British author Salman Rushdie and his wife Padma Lakshmi, host of TV show “Top Chef,” are getting divorced, his spokeswoman said on Monday, just two weeks after he was awarded a controversial knighthood.

Rushdie, 60, is best known for his novel “The Satanic Verses,” which outraged many Muslims and sparked death threats that forced him to live in hiding for nine years.

He married Lakshmi, a former model born in 1970 in India, in 2004. She was his fourth wife and the couple had no children. (source)

Hm. Wonder why that didn’t work out? Padma Lakshmi is a smoking hot chef/model/tv host who looks like she could cook a mean curry right after stealing some documents from the embassy just in time to lie nude on the bearskin rug in front of the fire and Salman Rushdie looks like he would say “Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me…only money…”. This story would be boring except I love Indian food and nudity. And now Salman Rushdie nude. Except not.