NSFW – Fatback Media

Did Tom Cruise get to Matt Lauer? Well not really. (Attorneys, put down the cease and desist) But he did recently defend Tom Cruise. Cruise who was recently fired by Paramount for being a lunatic erratic behavior, found an unlikley champion in Matt Lauer.

“You know what, I have to say something. You talk about erratic behavior and things like that affecting the box-office and yes maybe he jumped on a couch, and I was in the middle of one of those episodes here on the Today show and maybe he speaks out about Scientology and some people don’t like that.”

“But what about the stars who are in and out of rehab every week? Is that any worse? And yet you find movie companies still in business with them. So, this is all a strange world we live in.” (source)

So is Matt drinking the Kool-Aid? Or, is he just a swell guy? You decide while looking at Tom Cruise’s wife naked. Here’s Kate, then known as Katie Holmes, hot off the Dawson’s Creek and frontally nude in the The Gift. (NSFW of course)

Share the naked celebrity goodness, y'all!

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So yeah. You wake up wanting some southern fried goodness for your morning cubicle slackoff session and get this. Another god damn link post. Well at least the links are good. I’m off making the world safer for puppies and orphans and swimsuit models who have lost their tops (oops!), but I’ll be back to full speed soon. I got some really good dirt on someone and there might be some nice changes around here soon. Stay tuned…

Tom Cruise booted by Paramount for being a god damn freak. (Glitterati)

Watch Prison Break premier online for free (GMMR)

Kathy Griffin pole dancer. Yikes. (INO)

Jessica Simpson is a natural blonde. Even under the wig? (ICYDK)

The Beckhamsl ooking hot but photoshopped. (Bricks and Stones)

Collien Fernandes in German Maxim. Mach schnell! (The Bastardly)

Sexy firecracker Leah Remini of The King of Queens has reportedly seen the made-up elusive Suri Cruise at the home of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

“She’s a beaming baby,” Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “She looks like Tom and Katie. She’s just beautiful.”

As for Suri’s folks, Cruise is “one of those doting dads,” says Remini, who, like Cruise and Holmes, is a Scientologist. Holmes looks “beautiful – I’m jealous of her. She bounced right back.”(source)

Leah Remini has always been scary hot to me. And by that I mean you would live in fear if you dated her. Like if you spilled a drink in her tinted down Mitsubishi Eclipse she’d stab you in the kidney with a butterfly knife and leave you by the beach to bleed out. But it would be totally worth it.

Katherine Heigl is not a doctor, but she plays one in my mind. Naked.(The Bastardly)

Kara Monaco is the 2006 Playmate of the year. She’s hot but she banged Hugh Hefner which means she’s damaged goods. Hot girls with self esteem issues are easy! (Glitterati Gossip)

Tom Cruise and Puffy Puff Daddy P-Diddy Diddy (WTF ever) show what it looked like for Suri on the way out. (Best Week Ever)

Tori Spelling is getting married 2 weeks after her divorce was final. She is officially white trash. Keep her kids away from the lake.(D-Listed)

Jessica Simpson wants to smoke a little Blunt. James Blunt that is. And yes, it’s little. (Egotastic)

Veronica Mars is not getting cancelled from the new CW network. Well maybe. Probably not. What kind of half assed name is CW? I mean if you don’t want to be perceived as the “also-ran” flea market network then don’t have a name that sounds like the that 6′ 2″, 17 year old kid with the learning problem that used to kick my ass in the 5th grade. Wait. Where was I? Oh yeah Veronica Mars may be around for another season. Shocker. (GMMR)

Oh yeah. This sexy chick Victoria said that the new Armani spring 2006 line “Escape” was worth checking out and asked me to post this video. As a former Armani model I’ll have to agree. Look for my cameo in the video. I’m the sexy, non-gay guy. Marketing chicks are hot!

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