Actor Alec Baldwin, who was recently embroiled in a scandal over remarks he made to his 11 year old daughter (he called her a disgusting little pig amongst other names during a voicemail tirade), reportedly asked NBC to let him out of his contract on the funny as hell, but critically lukewarm sitcom, 30 Rock.

The actor, who won a Golden Globe and SAG Award this year for his role as microwave oven exec turned programming VP Jack Donaghy, said in a pretaped interview scheduled to air Friday that he doesn’t want to do television anymore and he has asked NBC to let him out of his contract so that his recent actions don’t reflect negatively on the struggling series.  (source)

NBC basically said no, and would he kindly shut the fuck up already, because the show is having enough problems without him trying to remove to only A-list star, thank you very much. I could post his bullshit attempt at compunction on The View, or even the original transcripts of him ripping his daughter a new one, like everyone else, but I don’t think that will solve anything. Besides, who says the little girl didn’t deserve it?

Kids are crafty, self-serving little assholes who don’t have the maturity to think about their actions, so they just do what they want and let the chips fall; then cry about it and call their parents shitty and wonder why the WHOLE WORLD is out to get them. Yeah, little miss Alec Baldwin’s daughter, we’re all out to get you. Because you’re such a rude bitch and your mom is a country whore who fucked her way out of Athens Ga the old fashioned way. See? Anyone can do it. See if I quit my job, mutha fuckas. Here’s some Tina Fey, because she’s underrated heat.