Whitney Port’s full on boobie at The IVY in LA. Whitney Port is on The Hills, which apparently is a show on a TV. From what I gathered from my team of sexy (legal!) teenaged interns, it’s a show about snotty rich bitches and their fake real life events. I remember Audrina Patridge showing her tits a while back and now this chick is airing hers out. I like how her tit is out the whole time and she not only doesn’t notice but continues to chew a mouth full of food, and the level of artichoke leaves on her plate never changes. MAGIC!

The Hills whore Heidi Montag got a new rack last year, and now she’s reportedly addicted to plastic surgery. Sources say Montag is now on a surgery rampage and is planning to get Botox injections, liposuction, and her ears pinned back. Because she’s a Doberman? Hell, I don’t know. A source tells InTouch Weekly:

“Heidi seems obsessed with plastic surgery. It’s all she seems to talk about. Heidi is far from done with her surgeries.”

Whatever psychosis this chick is going through, everybody should just chill, because it seems to be working from the neck down. She should just throw the rest of the money at her face, but she might have a hard time finding a doctor. Heidi looks like she has Downs, so the doctor would basically need to start over from scratch. And I’m thinking there might be lawsuits and police questioning involved with sneaking into Angelina Jolie’s house and taking a mold of her head.

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