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Actually she has two big ole American Idols right up front, right where the they should be. Sanjaya actually didn’t do that poorly last night so I voted for him again because he’s so pretty, but mostly because I want his sister to keep showing and doing what she’s doing in that top image. (Video here). I’ve never dated an Indian girl (I have pow-wowed with a Native American), but top back-handed racists agree that Indian girls are hot, and mostly virgins because they’ll be thrown into a fiery pit, otherwise. I saw that on Law & Order, and that shit is ripped from the headlines. True story. Anyway, Shayamali has a MySpace and I hope she’ll be adding me as her friend. I’d hate to have to tell her dad she’s a Hooter’s girl and get her in trouble. More Shyamali (my favorite is the Goodbye Girl pose) and LINKS!

• Renee Zellweger looking hot in my hometown. (DS)
• Amy Smart looking a little rough and tumbled, but that’s how I like ‘em. (Bastardly)
• Alaina Alexander of Idol pulls an Antonella Barba. Sweet. (Celebrity Smack)
• Old school image big breasted Oklahoma sluts at a game. Never gets old. (Bump Shack)
• Nicole Kidman is pregnant. Wow. That means that Tom Cruise… OMG. You don’t think…? (GoT)
• Sanjaya is a murderer. (IBBB)
• I’m just linking to Holly Scoop because those chicks are hot. (HS)
• Wanna see anyone listed here nude? (Mr. Skin)

Just this one more. Promise. Then I’m done.

Idol castoff Antonella Barba is speaking out in interviews about her time at Idol and the infamous nude pictures. Although she was kicked off by America because she couldn’t sing, she’ll always be my funny Jersey valentine.

How hard was it to deal with all the controversy that was going on around you when you were on the show?
It was definitely difficult and it wasn’t how I intended things to go, but I tried to block it out as much as possible and stay focused on the competition. All that other stuff was completely irrelevant to the fact that I’m here to sing.

Visibility is important – does part of you feel that there’s no such thing as bad publicity?
Yes, it’s true that my name is more well-known because of it, but I’m not known for the things that I would like to be known for right now. I wanted to make a name for myself in singing. The pictures that have been released of me – the ones that actually are me – they were very personal and that is not how I intended to portray myself. I’d rather promote myself in a more classy way. And, again, that was private – that was not for the public eye.

Were you approached to pose in Playboy?
I heard about it but I was never approached.  (source)

She was also asked if she was dating anyone, to which she replied, “No, not really, I want to focus on my career”. I think we all know that she means she’s really into a certain sexy internet writer. I sent her a NSFW t-shirt and everything.

Well I guess the party’s over kids. No more Antonella Barba to fill our water cooler sound bites. No more “are they real” or “why would her friend do that to her” or “how did you get her underwear dude?”. All done. Not to mention the traffic boost we all got from just tagging a story with her otherwise nondescript name. Remember, back in the day (3 weeks ago) when the story first broke and you were all excited and I posted those pictures of the fake Antonella-porn star up and all the other racy photos of the real Anotnella and we just laughed talked and held each other till dawn? Yeah. Good times. ANYWAY, before you start crying again, It looks like Antonella may have some options on the table.

Barba’s Idol exposure may not have earned her a record contract, but there’s no doubt her experience on the Fox show has resulted in a wealth of new opportunities.

On Wednesday, Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis extended a public invitation to the comely brunette to join his company, offering her $250,000 to host an upcoming video release from the franchise.(source)

There is also a rumor that she’ll accept a recent bid by Playboy to pose nude for them. Personally, I think she should go straight into porn. NOt regular porn. That really revolting shit that you say doesn’t turn you on, and you’d never be into it. And you even lie to yourself about it. Ew. gross. Not me dude. But somehow when you’re into your 25th vodka tonic you find yourself naked, lit by your monitor listening to that German guy yelling (pleading?), so you turn down the speakers and just watch. And cry. Then watch and cry some more. Then you take shower and cry again and put all your clothes in the wash at 3.47 am on a work night. And in the morning it’s all better because you’re hungover and you can’t really remember what happened. Maybe it was dream? Yeah it was dream. But then the cat ruins it because when did he become such a judgmental dick?

Explore the archives for all the nudeness of Antonella, pervs.

UPDATE: The sly, technosaavy savants over at Technorati.com picked up this post on their new appropriately titled “Buzz TV” today. Click to see it. Warning, it’s a video that features this very post so the universe may implode. But there’s nothing like a singularity on a Friday.

It’s a slow week, so in lieu of juicy gossip I’ll do what any self respecting professional writer would do. Offer a discourse on the dichotomy of nature vs. nurture child rearing and how disparate and often confusing messages from male and female role models can actually retard emotional self awareness and growth in pre-teens and adolescents. Nah. I’m just kidding. Boobies! This is Ashley Massaro who is a (air quotes) professional wrestler (/air quotes) for WWE Raw. I’m from the south, but I haven’t seen as much ‘rasslin’ and racin’ as you might imagine, so I had never heard of Ashley. According to Wiki-that-ain’t-no-lie-Pedia, Ashley is quite the athlete.

Ashley Massaro, came to WWE in June 2005 as a contestant in the 2005 RAW Diva Search. After beating the seven other chosen finalists, Massaro was declared the winner on the August 15, 2005 edition of RAW. She won the $250,000 Diva Search contest which included the $250,000 and a one year contract with World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). Massaro made her first WWE appearance as an official WWE Diva on the August 21, 2005 pre-SummerSlam edition of Heat where she conducted interviews with the fans, The Fabulous Moolah and Mae Young. Later that night, Massaro made her first appearance at a pay-per-view event when she joined the other bikini-clad divas in washing Vince McMahon’s presidential limo backstage.(source)

Wow. He mom must be so proud. I know I am. Now back to my thesis. A good writer writes. A good writer writes…

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