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What’s hotter that a cute chick in a wife-beater walking a pit bull? Nothing. Especially if the dog is listening. This is Sophia Bush walking a dog that looks like Backup when he was a puppy. The cool thing about walking a pit bull (or American Bulldog as the case may be) is that nobody will fuck with you. Kinda like when I’m walking with my lady friends. Anybody tries to fuck with them and they will get a taste of the double guns I call Lefty and Righty. Like just the other day some dude started talking trash and got rowdy so he wound up on the wrong end of a body slam. It was so badass that I lost my job – for keeping it too real. Evidently, a grown man in a giant rat suit is not supposed to throw children into to the plastic ball pit. Some people have no vision. LINKS.

• Abagail Clancy is nude. (DS)
• Madonna will show you the POWER of the Dark SIIIIDE. (Yeeeah)
• Alyssa Milano has hairy arms, although I’ve never looked at that part. (IBBB)
• CoCo floats in Ice Tea. That kind works, right? (IDLYITW)
• Emma Watson caption contest for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Captivity really sucked. Even by our standards. Damn. (Pajiba)
• Shia Leboeuf says he’s a comedian. Heh heh. His name means beef. (DHail)
• Mathew Perry is banging Meg Ryan. BING! (gabsmash)
• Lots of girls like to show their boobies on College Humor ( CH)

Last Friday, Eva Longoria of Horny, er, I mean, Desperate Housewives hitched herself to NBA star Tony Parker in Paris. They couldn’t wait until today for the ‘official’ wedding because of French statutes. The couple has been engaged since November, and despite the celibacy rumor, Tony has more than likely been scoring baskets much longer. Did they believe we were going to buy the ‘no sex’ thing? A few rumors have reached my ears that they wished to be officially married before Tony got to see anything ‘deep in the heart of Texas’. Shyeeeeeeah. Right.

Eva and Tony made their union legal in a civil ceremony on July 6 in Paris, as required by French law.

The Desperate Housewives star chose a short pink Chanel dress for her first walk down the aisle and Parker wore a dark suit. (source)

Eva Longoria, who’s a triple threat (burning hot, southern and a sports fan) , attended Spurs games frequently. Valkyrie is of the opinion that Eva wanted to pick up a few extra mil via Tony’s salary, along with the best seats the house, so she came out of that deal sitting pretty – literally. But, with a body like hers, Eva could have her pick of the team. But I’m not starting any rumors… Here’s more Eva at her civil ceremony wedding in Paris last week. Pink is the new white I guess?

Hayden Panetierre pumping gas folks. This is what it’s come to. A jail bait actress pumping gas at a Quiki Mart in LA is top shelf news today. Mundane images of actors are the new hotness. Bask. Bask. The gossip world will be turned on its diamonique studded pierced ear. Guaranteed, these shots will be on Extra and Access Hollywood tonight with riveting headlines like, Hollywood Teen Heroically Pumps Gas, or Hayden’s Heroism Fuels Car, or TV’s Hero is jailbate for 38 more months you pervs. Billy Bush will be all over this like Princess Di on a tunnel wall. I’m all over the headlines bitches, so eat the links.

• In the interest of fair balance, here’s an article about some hot dude. (Back Seat Cuddler)
• Demi Moore MILF-ing it up with some See Thru nipples. (Yeeeah)
• Lindsay Lohan puts the drugs and fun back into rehab. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Missy Peregrym is a hero. Who should be naked. That’s HEROIC. (Bastardly)
• Paris’ Car gets repo’s. What a poor bitch. (Celebitchy)
• More dude posts: Sting’s stinger for you ladies and any dudes that are into that shit. (Seriously OMG)
• Random hot naked chick at College Humor. (CH)

Chad Michael Murray (this handsome and happy fellow here) was apparently a bit of a bitch and a “jealous diva” when it came to other male actors filming scenes for One Tree Hill with (his now ex-wife) Sophia Bush. This is despite the fact that he cheated on Sophia during their engagement and during their (brief) marriage with Paris Hilton and several other girls. The jealous behavior allegedly continued even after the two had split.

A friend of John Cates, who played “Rusty” (a rival of Murray’s character “Lucas”) for three episodes in the third season, said Murray was responsible for ending his stint on the series. “Chad told producers, ‘It’s no more John Cates or no more Chad Michael Murray,’ because he thought John and Sophia were flirting,” said the friend. Another insider said, “Chad was a terror to work with. Writers kept plotting him and John against each other, and Chad took it seriously. He told everyone on set he couldn’t stand John, and finally producers wrote him off the show.” (source)

Who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? I’ve watched One Tree Hill a few times. In case you haven’t seen it, it’s a high school drama set near Wilmington NC and has all the plot of a post-it note. The upside is that the “students” wear miniskirts and show a lot of cleave. The downside is Chad Michael Murray with his frosted tips and half ass beard trying to act forlorn and emote. And another thing, who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? Dude, you look like David Caruso and David Spade had a kid. WTF happened there? Paris Hilton? That makes about as much sense as 26 year old actors playing high school students. Here are some candids of Sophia Bush shopping and one pic of Sophia and Chad at their wedding rehearsal. So happy.