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Megan Fox, smoking hot southern actress, wants to make it clear that she is not Lindsay Lohan. The two young starlets starred together in the Epic Smash Hit Herbie:Fully Loaded. Megan says that although they worked together they neither hung out or were friends.

Megan, 21, said: “Oh my God! People think we’re alike?! Ugh! Oh my gosh! Lindsay and I were never friends when we starred together. I mean, we were two 16-year-old girls, it’s rare for them to get along, and we didn’t.” (source)

Some of you may not have seen the movie Herbie: Fully Loaded because I think it went to video like it had Mario Van Peebles in it.I don’t even think they play it on Nickleodeon. Partly because Lindsay is quickly becoming persona non grata with the Hollywood set and partly because it sucked - even for little kids. And kids are known to be really stupid. True story. Ask a random kid in the park why the Balkans fell apart after the Industrial Revolution. Guaranteed - you get tears. Idiots. Here’s Megan Fox, all grow’d up for the pervs.

Megan Fox, who sports several sassy tattoos, is currently having one removed because the ‘artist’ who gave it to her was high at the time. She stated that she’ll be more careful next time she picks an artist. The tattoo was apparently supposed to be tribal but ended up a smudged mess.

The Transformers star says, “The guy was smoking weed while he tattooed me and he didn’t do it correctly. Now it’s nothing and I’m gonna get it removed. I was told he was a really amazing tattoo artist but he wasn’t on his game that night. He was distracted.” (source)

First. It’s absolutely ridiculous how hot Megan Fox is. She probably just looks at herself in the mirror for hours everyday saying, God DAMN. I’m REALLY pretty. I think she may be a scientific experiment by the devil.

Second. Of course the guy was nervous. He was tattooing Megan Fox. Most men would have just passed out because their penis exploded. I, on the other hand would make her oatmeal raisin cookies (her fave!), then we would play with my Spyro Gyro kit (hours of drawing fun!), then we would watch RENT (and cry!), and then we would have a pillow fight and fall asleep together on my couch. Where I would carve my name on her ass with my Mortimer Ichabod Marker pen - because whores like her need to be marked. More Megan!