Hillary is even featured in a sexy slick lesbianized YouTube video produced and performed by the sassy Taryn Southern. And which one of you isn’t all for some smoking chicapie lamenting about how she is wet for our only female presidential hopeful? If you say no, you’re lying. This Presidential music video thing is new and performed by fans of the candidates. All of them look to be meltingly sexy, not to mention jailbaitishly young. I wonder if Obama gets busted for teen porn just by having one right-click, saved to disk?

When Hillary takes office, (and she will because Valkyrie knows all, bitches), men are going to be so happy. All men dream of their women dressing in leather, donning the spike heels, then picking up the whip. Damn near every man I know would trade their souls for an hour or so of dominatrix action. Bullshit to those men reading this and thinking, “Nuh uh, I like my women meek.” Just like I said before, you’re lying. Or gay. Fuck, you probably have a dick in your mouth while reading this.

I can’t wait. Hillary in the Oval Office. I wonder if she’ll have all young female interns? Pray to God that she does. Hm, maybe she can get Lindsay to visit…

OH, if you’re wondering who the hot chick in the video is, she’s 22 year old actress/model/hottie Taryn Southern . Besides being cute as a little button she also loves the gossip. Score! We’re kindred. We’re keeping our eye on you, sugar. Here are a few pics from her MySpace.