NSFW – Fatback Media

So late last night while the world slept I was working for you people. I was busy bringing you the hottest story of the day/week/month. Many Bothans died for this information. Well not really. Some person emails me this shit while I sleep off the red wine buzz.

“I was overjoyed in being pregnant,” she said, “and then had to withstand ridicule about my pregnancy when it was the most normal, non-controversial thing imaginable.”

Of speculation in the press, Holmes says: “All those things were invented.”

So it’s official. Suri Cruise is a real live 3 year old Asian kid with blue eyes and a 1970’s haircut. Is it me or does Suri have eyes like that baby at the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?

Suri Cruise: “You are all doomed…”

So yeah. You wake up wanting some southern fried goodness for your morning cubicle slackoff session and get this. Another god damn link post. Well at least the links are good. I’m off making the world safer for puppies and orphans and swimsuit models who have lost their tops (oops!), but I’ll be back to full speed soon. I got some really good dirt on someone and there might be some nice changes around here soon. Stay tuned…

Tom Cruise booted by Paramount for being a god damn freak. (Glitterati)

Watch Prison Break premier online for free (GMMR)

Kathy Griffin pole dancer. Yikes. (INO)

Jessica Simpson is a natural blonde. Even under the wig? (ICYDK)

The Beckhamsl ooking hot but photoshopped. (Bricks and Stones)

Collien Fernandes in German Maxim. Mach schnell! (The Bastardly)

Sexy firecracker Leah Remini of The King of Queens has reportedly seen the made-up elusive Suri Cruise at the home of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

“She’s a beaming baby,” Remini tells PEOPLE in its new issue. “She looks like Tom and Katie. She’s just beautiful.”

As for Suri’s folks, Cruise is “one of those doting dads,” says Remini, who, like Cruise and Holmes, is a Scientologist. Holmes looks “beautiful – I’m jealous of her. She bounced right back.”(source)

Leah Remini has always been scary hot to me. And by that I mean you would live in fear if you dated her. Like if you spilled a drink in her tinted down Mitsubishi Eclipse she’d stab you in the kidney with a butterfly knife and leave you by the beach to bleed out. But it would be totally worth it.