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Summer Glau, who most of you may know as the kung fu fighting hottie from Firefly and Serenity (and as my clingy ex-girlfriend), is set to be in a new sci-fi series in 2008 called The Sarah Conner Chronicles which is based on the the time between the second and third Terminator movies. Lena Headey will play Sarah Connor.

Setting after the event “Terminator 2: Judgment Day.” After the sacrifices of Dr. Miles Dyson and T-800 Model 101 Terminator, the Connors find themselves once again being stalked by Skynet’s agents from the future once again. Realizes that their nightmare isn’t over, they decide to stop running and focus on preventing the birth of Skynet. With the aid of the beautiful Cameron Phillips [Glau], who has a mysterious past that also link to the future, they began a quest stop the United States military from creating the program that will bring humanity to an end. (IMDB)

Man that’s pretty original. So Summer will really have to stretch her acting chops to be in a sci-fi series where she’s a beautiful girl with a mysterious past. I have a mysterious past too. Like it’s a mystery to me how my mom thought it was okay to live in a trailer park, never cook and go shopping in worn out sweats and giant curlers in her hair. If she wasn’t old and hagish, I’d think my mom was Britney Spears. True mystery!

Links for the Browncoats.

• Norwegian Chinese (Chiweegian?) hottie Natassia Malthe practically naked. (FHM)
• Wanna see a celebrity gossip site that has it’s shit together? (Dotspotter)
• Jesse from Marshall University is the cute college girl this week. MARSHALL! (CH)
• Maggie Grace still cute as ever. (Bastardly)
• Sienna Miller scraps with Kate Moss. The fur was flying. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller wheelbarrowing Keira Knightly. Those brits! (Gone Hollywood)
• Jason from The Hills got engaged. I’m sorry…who did a what in the what? (IBBB)
• More from Dita Von Shutthefuckup. (Allie)
• Hillary Duff has a blended orgasm. I like mine whisked. (City rag)
• Lindsay Lohan is a rehab whore. And not the good kind. (Evil Beet)
• Victoria Beckham will be a Pussycat doll. Snore. (GoT)
• Indiana Jones 4 Spoiler Alert! They all die before the Vietnam war. Losers. (SOMG)
• Hear the voice of Jesus as he chastises Paris Hilton in Montreal. (Drunken Stepfather)
• I thought the Family Guy Star Wars ep was funny. I guess I’m a fucking loser. (BWE)
• Jessica Simpson ins short shorts. Me likee. (Jordan)