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Mischa Barton Hates Old People

In order to boost her career, Mischa Barton was reportedly told by her publicist to have sex with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mischa, 19,
has confessed when she and Craig [Schneider, her publicist] spotted the ‘Titanic’ star, who
recently split from Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, at a
photoshoot in Malibu, he turned to her and said: "For the sake of your
career, go and sleep with that man".But the sexy star said she was put off dating DiCaprio because he is
ten years older than her and she isn’t interested in dating older men.
She told Britain’s Harpers and Queen magazine: "Isn’t Leo like, 30, or
something?".
Those are strong words for a girl who was topless with 28 year old Enrique Iglasius in music video when she was 17. The fact that the only reason Mischa didn’t bang a famous person to advance her career was that he was "too old" only solidifies my faith in human nature and the power of true love. And by true love I mean I have a screen play ladies. "I’ll make ya famous".
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By Fatback
Mindy McCready makes bad choices

Mindy McCready is set to appear on Oprah Winfrey today to discuss the sordid events in her life of this past year.
Troubled country star MINDY McCREADY has spoken out about her personal problems for the first time since attempting suicide this summer (05).
The pregnant GUYS DO IT ALL THE TIME singer sat down for a chat with US talk show queen OPRAH WINFREY to reveal she’s determined to fight her problems, which include charges on drug and alcohol abuse, head on.
And she insists she never really intended to kill herself when she suffered a drugs overdose in a Florida hotel in July (05).
Fighting back tears, she tells Oprah, “I don’t think I wanted to die.”
The singer, who was once engaged to actor DEAN CAIN, also reveals she has visited her imprisoned ex-boyfriend, WILLIAM McKNIGHT, who she accused of breaking into her Tennessee home and beating her until she was unconscious to reveal he’s the father of her unborn baby.
The couple has now reconciled and McCready is confident her boyfriend will never hit her again: “I don’t think so, I hope not.”
“I don’t think so”. Well, that’s good enough for me. I guess this little fairy tale will work out just fine then. Nothing like a little blunt force trauma to a pregnant chick to really cement a relationship. I know that some readers may be incited to anger or even violence toward William McKnight because of this story, but I am a peace loving gentle soul so I will offer this advice. 7mm, 200 yards (no wind), center of mass. God Bless.
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By Fatback
Angelina Jolie: Breaker of men

Angelina Jolie has reportedly broken the spirit of Brad Pitt. He was overheard making a distraught phone call to her from the set of his new movie about Jessie James.
Pitt broke down while on the set of "The Assassination of Jesse James" in Calgary in an alleged panicked cell phone call to Angie.
"I can’t live without you," Brad reportedly pleaded to Angie in what is described as an animated cell phone call.
Brad was reportedly distraught looking before getting Angie on the phone in the courtyard outside of the production office. He allegedly was struggling with his scenes before taking the break to make his phone call.
Apparently just the sound of the sultry Jolie’s voice got Brad back on track as the actor then reportedly calmed down and was back to work on the set according to a "source" cited by the tabloid.
"He seemed calmed," after the call an onlooker spilled to CI.
Tyler Fucking Durden. WTF? In his defense, she has done this before. Behold the wrath that is the Angelina.
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By Fatback
Angelina Jolie can not be satisfied

Apparently, the appetites of this woman are insatiable. Its not enough that she is in the top 3 of hottest women in the solar system, and she is banging the (from what I hear) hottest guy in the solar system (present company excluded of course), she’s rich and famous and powerful and naked most of the time. Wait. Scratch that last one, I was going through my image library.
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie, who is dating actor Brad Pitt, is planning to adopt her third child.
The Tomb Raider star, who is already mother to two adopted children – four-year-old Cambodian boy Maddox and nine-month-old daughter Zahara from Ethiopia – is very excited about adopting another child.
"Most of the night I just thought about how quickly I want to adopt again. It’s a very special thing. There’s something about making a choice, waking up and travelling somewhere and finding your family," the Mirror quoted her as saying.
From what I understand, her idea of adoption involves snatching the first kid that grabs her leg when she gets off the plane in a third world country. I’m all for adoption and helping out underprivileged nations but starting your own "It’s a small world ride" is not a good reason to adopt children. Believe me, I tried it. Only I used midgets. Union midgets. So I guess you know how that turned out.
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