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Sexy Lostaway Evangeline Lilly recently revealed that she doesn’t feel comfortable doing nude scenes and actually had the producers of the hit TV show Lost rewrite a scene where she was supposed to appear nude.

"Lost beauty Evangeline Lilly was so worried about filming nude scenes TV bosses had to re-write the script.

The stunning brunette, who plays bad girl Kate in the hit drama, admits she’s a bit of a ‘prude’ and was determined not to strip naked in front of the cameras.
She told Arena magazine: ‘When I got the first draft of the pilot episode there was a nude scene in there. So before I got the job I said to JJ (‘Lost’ creator JJ Abrams), ‘You need to know I’m a bit of a prude and nudity is something that I’m going to be adamantly opposed to’.

When we came to shoot the scene it had been re-written for me to be in a tank top and underwear and I really appreciate that they made it more modest.

The 26-year-old – who is romancing co-star Dominic Monaghan – added: ‘In the end I did it in just my underwear – which I think was a happy compromise."

First of all, I have yet to see anything that qualifies as nudity on prime time television. Secondly, as a director, I am not sure that I would let the girl whose last job was "late night spokesperson for a call-in dating service" tell me that I wasn’t going to see the goods. Third, well there is no third. Maybe Dirty Libby will do some full frontal?

This is what’s wrong with the world today. The hottest chicks are keeping all that girly goodness to themselves. Full-time skanks like Paris Hilton (et al) literally can not keep clothing on their bodies- it’s some kind of natural valence shell electron repulsion in their skin. But seeing them naked is so common that it has just become part of the scenery.  Real-life, homegrown hotties like Jessica Alba and Evangeline Lilly, whom people would literally kick their mother in the stomach to catch  a nip-slip from, keep it all covered up. There is a serious disconnect here, people.

British actress and Vampire heat, Kate Beckinsale is currently wrapping the sequel to the 2003 smash hit Underworld called Underworld:Evoutions. I say "smash hit", not because of the movie’s box office success but because of the success it had in my own sexual fantasy adventures. It had all the key elements to win over the viewing audience in my mind. Kate Beckinsale. Check. In skin-tight latex. Check. As a sexy hot vampire writhing all over other sexy hot vampires. Check. Double Check. Apparently, Kate has no idea what wearing those clothes and doing love scenes with other female vampires does to other people.

The trailers and stills from the upcoming
film "Underworld: Evolution," show an uber-sexy Kate, and reportedly
she is involved in some sort of threesome with a man and another female
vamp.

And according to Page Six:

Kate Beckinsale not only has a vampire
threesome (two females, one male) [aka "the good kind"-fatback] in "Underworld: Evolution," she also
wears head-to-toe latex, the better to get her victims’ red blood
heated up.

"You actually forget you are wearing it after a while but other
people sure don’t," she says in her cover story in Giant magazine. "I’d
bend over to tie my shoes and four grips behind me would be making
groaning noises and suddenly I’d be quite aware again."

And by forget you are wearing it she means I know exactly what I am doing to you, you pitiful bastards. I am pretty sure that Kate Beckinsale is so hot that she could sleep with any man or woman, gay or straight on the planet. Which brings me to my next point. Len Weisman made a pact with the devil. According the the saucy UK SUN Kate’s delicate sexy mind has been turned by her husband who has recently joined the ranks of the devils minions.

Meanwhile the 32-year-old also confessed
she dresses up in saucy outfits for a nightly striptease for director
husband Len Wiseman.

She told Playboy magazine: "It was Len’s idea.

"He tells me what to wear each evening. It really helps our relationship.
"There’s no way we are keeping it clean. That’s the whole point."

She added: "It’s just like when you get a photocopier and you just have to do one of your bum.

"It’s just one of those rules of life."

See? See that? Seven years of that is worth eternal anal rape with a devil’s firecock. Just sayin’. More of Kate and her soul-sellingly hot self after the jump. NSFW…of course!

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Britney Spears wants another baby with husband Kevin Federline. She has reportedly said that she wants to give her son a sibling soon, "the sooner the better" she recently told In Touch Weekly. According to MSNBC:

“Britney was advised to wait at least three months after her baby’s
birth before trying to get pregnant again,” a “friend” told the mag.
“Now that that’s passed, she wants to try right away.”

Spears reportedly is hoping for a girl this time around, and is
actually thinking that another baby will help smooth out her rocky
relationship with Federline. “She is hoping another baby will
strengthen her marriage to Kevin,” another friend told the mag.

How better to fill the void of a loveless marriage to a freeloading redneck than to have another baby with him as soon as your C-Section scar heals. That really worked out for Shar Jackson. Except, not really. Britney needs to learn that children are not a substitute for love, nor will they bind a relationship that was broken to begin with. I think my mom put it best when she told me I was getting a new little brother,"God damn it! I ‘m pregnant again. That’s gonna cut into your rations. Now go by me a carton of Kools!". Oh, she was so silly like that. Like I was even old enough to buy smokes then.

Apparently, Jessica Simpson has been quite busy lately having a long string of affairs to help her through the hard times. She has already been linked with Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera, the latest is that she had a fling with Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine.

According to a well-placed Lowdown spy,
Simpson and Levine had their forbidden tryst in early September 2004,
after a long night of partying with Jessica’s personal assistant, CaCee
Cobb, and M5 drummer Ryan Dusick at L.A.’s Sunset Marquis Hotel.

"Jessica and Adam were very close in the booth, and she kept putting
her hand on his leg," says the eyewitness. "It was obvious … that
something weird was going on. A few days later, Adam was talking about
how he and Jessica had ‘gotten it on’ in the hotel that night.
Apparently it was just kind of a fling."

And if my math serves me, that would put her right at 3 months pregnant. But my money is still on Johnny Knoxville as the baby-daddy. I have done some deep soul searching and I can not, for life of me, see why Jessica would unleash the glory contained in her MaidenForm for a snively little whiner like Adam Levine. He is the vocal equivalent of a velicoraptor. Not even a velociraptor though, just that little skull cavity fossil that they found in Jurassic Park 3. Except more nasal. My girlfriend thinks he’s hot and loves his music. My girlfriend could also kick his ass with one sexy hand tied behind her back.

UPDATE: So kickass reader c-diddy realized that my math may not be right-on. The alleged affair happened back in 2004 not in Sept. of this year. In my defense, I am insane. I still think she is pregnant with Johnny Knoxville’s spawn. 2004, 2005…whatever it takes.