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Pretty much worthless boy, Drew Lachey recently won the Dancing With The Stars Competition. I am not sure who Cheryl Brook is but I guess she is some kind of star in some circles.

Together with his pro partner Cheryl Burke, they foot-loosed to Hound Dog, which ended when Drew leaped over Cheryl’s shoulders; a move which during practice, they seemed skittish about pulling off during the live performance.(source)

The real news here, is not that the no-name brother of a no-name singer from a crap “boy-band” frolicked around the stage and won the big prize. The news here is that Stacy Keibler has the badonkadonk and legs so long that it makes me weep silently to myself into my pillow at night. I think that people like Stacy, who fight the good fight but never get the prize are the real heroes here. Wait, maybe that’s retarded kids. Whatever. Just look at Stacy and know she’s winner in book. And knowing is half the battle.

Update: Thanks to the Eagle Eyed Glitterati Gossip reader who noticed that I forgot to cite The Gorgeous Glitterati Gals as the source of the above quote. Oops! Alliteration rulez! Plagiarism is for losers.

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Stacy Keibler has recently opened up about her love life and her boyfriend, actor Geoff Stults. The WWE entertainer and Dancing With the Stars phenom is being interviewed on a regular basis as her stardom rises.

She was quizzed by Extra TV on her personal life and she opened up on her relationship with boyfriend Geoff Stults.

The tabloid show asked Stacy, how do you keep the passion in the
dance without falling passionately in love with your dancing partner?

“That has never even crossed our minds or come up,” revealed Stacy Keibler, the partner of Tony Dovolani.

“From day one, I met his wife; I became friends with her.”

She also earlier revealed that she wishes to
leave something of her magnificent body to the imagination and will not
pose nude for Playboy.

I don’t ever really watch WWE or Dancing With The so-called Stars, because I am too busy choreographing the Swedish women’s figure skating team in the deadly, yet seductive danse macabre that I host in my bedroom every night. Plus my DVR will only record two shows at once and I can’t miss the OC, yo. That Summer…she’s a bunny. I did catch Stacy on the Dance show once. It was the one where she did a kick so high that she broke out a spotlight on the ceiling. I died a little right then and there. I have to give Stacy some credit, though for not doing Playboy. So many (struggling or washed-up ) actresses think that Playboy is the answer to all their problems. Well, it’s not. Hustler is.

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