NSFW – Fatback Media

God damn I’m hungry. While I fry up some country style steaks, check out what’s going on around the internet.

Wanna smell like Gene Simmons’ ashtray? Try K.I.S.S Frangrances! (VHT)

Angelina Jolie refused a Scientology Award and subsequent brainwashing from Tom Cruise. Thetans rejoice!(Derek Hail)

Martine McCutcheon in a bikini. That’s about it. (The Bastardly)

E! Television just announced the Tater Award Winners for 2006. (GMMR)

Ivana Trump wants Paris Hilton to play her in a Bio-pic of her life. Let’s see. It may be a stretch, though. Ivana whored her way to fame and fortune and Paris is just a whore who’s rich. (Glitterati)

Kristin Cavallari and Brody making out on the beach in a totally non-staged, not-publicity stunt. (Bricks and Stones)

Jessica Alba pictures, just ’cause. (I’m not Obsessed)

Paris Hilton is a bitch. I just wanted to say that. Oh and she got in a wreck or something. (IDLYITW)

Scarlett Johannson’s big fat red lips. (Subvert Society)

Tobey Maguire got some girl pregnant. I though he was gay? Wait, that’s Frodo not Spidey.(ICYDK)