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Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays   …

It’s Monday. I’m still drunk and I hate Irish whiskey from now on. Period. I prefer my whisky sans e, like it was meant to be. Anyway. Here’s Sophia Bush, for no pa’tic’lar reason except that she’s so pretty and I just want to comb her hair and sing to her on a warm summer night with a bottle of ‘82 Margeaux and a bucket of KFC -Original Recipe, cuz I’m old school. No duct tape or anything. She wouldn’t run like the others. I just know it.

LINKS! Muthafuckahs.

• Joss Stone upskirt. When she get so nasty hot? (DS)
• Are you dark & lovely? A gent in the street but a thug in the bed? Wanna bang some luscious white soccer moms while their ineffectual husbands jerk off? You could be a MANDINGO! (Details)
• Michelle Marsh, British chick famous for being naked, naked in Maxim UK. (Phun)
• Paris Hilton is dating some dude who I think is on tv or something. (PopBytes)
• NCAA Girls and their boobies (CH)
• Shooter was pretty good in a 24 kind of way. Dustin, you rogue. (Pajiba)

Paris Hilton never ceases to 1. amaze me, b. be naked, or Stardate 2517.09. be a filthy spoiled whore. That said, I think if she were held a little more as a child she probably wouldn’t be such a drugged out whore. She would just be a plain old vanilla whore like the rest of us. Speaking of filthy vanilla whores, here’s an oldie but nudey pic of Paris’s’s’s’s mom classin’ up tha jizzoint with some Baby Boomer titties. Rrreow. I love Cat Stevens. And apostrophes’.

• Sophia Bush at the Young Hollywood Top 20. Just because. (Bastardly)
• J-Lo’s dad is a Scientologist and a maker of hot latin asses. (Socialite’s Life)
• Eva Longoria is kind of a bitch. (Celeb Gossip Junkie)
• Pink says fur is for fatties. Kinda like her beave. (Pop on the Pop)
• Paris Hilton somehow remaina slutty after all these years. With VIDEO! (DS)
• Here’s QuiteFamo.us the Celebrity Search Engine. (QuiteFamo.us)
• Isaiah Washingtn is in Rehab for for being a bigot? But I thought he loved CRACK(ers)? (TMZ)
• Naked Collge Girl Boobies to crash your work internet filters. (College Humor)

Sophia Bush is the new Wonder Woman. At least according to the crack reporting of Cinematical. Joss Whedon’s much anticipated spank bait live action version of DC Comic’s Wonder Woman has boasted several hot actresses for the lead role including Charisma Carpenter, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel and Nicole Ritchie (jay slash kay, duh.) and has been on the drawing board for about 3 years now with no real plan for launch. That said. OMG. Sophia Bush as Wonder Woman?

Yes, we now officially have another name to throw in the Wonder Woman pot — this time around, it’s actress Sophia Bush who seems to be raising more than a few eyebrows. IESB recently sat down with Bush to discuss her role in The Hitcher remake, and decided to bring up a rumor they had heard awhile back but never wrote about. When asked whether she had discussed playing Wonder Woman with the powers that be, Bush simply replied, “Maybe.” Oh, and then she smiled.

Maybe? So that means there’s a chance. “Maybe” really means “yes” to almost every question you could ask. Like, “would you like to have sex?”, “What if I threw in a roofie?” , “Oh, did I not mention that part?”, ” So you…do want to have sex, then?” Things that also mean yes: Silence, “I’m so drunk” and “can you hold my hair?”

“Which one is it?”

“It’s the one that says bad motherfucker..”

Snoop Dog, who was arrested last week on possession charges, recently spoke out about his disdain for gangster murderer nasty bad man record producer Suge Knight. The new Rolling Stone says:

“I stepped to him at the BET Awards [four years ago]… and he was more scared than a motherfucker,” says Snoop of Suge. He also says he “never was afraid” of Suge, and “was afraid I was gonna have to kill him.”

To which Suge Knight reportedly countered:

“Snoop is a rat,” says Suge to Page Six. “He’s a police informer. This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what. I don’t like rats.”
“Snoop has never been in a real fight. When there’s trouble, he runs to the police. He throws up and starts crying.” (source)

I’m really not sure who to believe here. I mean Snoop Dogg is a 125lb pothead who raps about bitch slappin’ girls and Suge Knight is 350 convicted, murderous criminal who supposedly hired people to kill Tupac WHILE HE WAS IN THE SAME CAR and threatened to beat Vanilla Ice with a baseball bat then hung him outside a 15 story building BY HIS GOD DAMN FOOT until he signed away the rights to his album. Who ya got? Actually, uh, I’m totally kidding, bro. Heh heh. Here are some pics of Sophia Bush to take me to my happy place.