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This is Sophia Bush at the Teen Choice Awards sitting with other actors who play teens but aren’t really. Besides being the choice of 98% of all human life, Sophia was also the big winner at the Teen Choice awards with three awards.

Choice Movie Breakout: Female, Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller for “The Hitcher” and Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for “John Tucker Must Die.” (source)

I guess teens are really stupid because one those movies came out like 2 years ago.  Also,  The Hitcher was Rated R so how did they even see the movie? Maybe they didn’t. Teenagers are known to be liars. Especially the two 17 yr. olds from the Catholic Girl’s School who said that they were at a party at my house when one of them got pregnant. It was a threesome duh, how do you know it was me?

This is Sophia Bush on the beach in North Carolina where she participated in a local beach cleanup project sponsored by Barefoot Wine. Their slogan is “Get Barefoot and Leave only Footprints”. Hey, that’s a pun! I think the people in the background of pic 4 might have left footprints, as well as some cigarette butts and some chicken bones too. Score.

Sophia Bush is so impossibly pretty it’s ridiculous. Even when she’s picking up trash, she never looks bad. She’s one of those girls that always looks so pretty and clean and smells like expensive soap.

Links for you beach bums:

• Are you a lesbian? I bet you are you dirty bird. Find out with this quiz. (QR)
• John Mayer continues to lay all the hot chicks in the world. (Evil Beet)
• Janeane Garafolo is going to be on 24 this season. (Seriously OMG)
• Buffy 2 lookin’ goood. (Bastardly)
• Apparently every African American actor/singer/model/person in Hollywood is on the DL. (Celebrity Smack)
• Lindsay Lohan wants to be a singer. STFU, please. (Notorious)
• Some Disney show with hot chicks pretending to be in high school did something I think. (Downity)
• Fergie wears clothes and is kinda hot. (Gabsmash)
• Paris Hilton still can’t dress. Whore. (DS)
• Pete Doherty proves that there is no law enforcement in England. (Gossip or truth)
• Cute Collge Girl of the week: Laura from Meredith College (College Humor)
• Carrie Underwood sings with Vince Niel for some reason. (Bump Shack)

What’s hotter that a cute chick in a wife-beater walking a pit bull? Nothing. Especially if the dog is listening. This is Sophia Bush walking a dog that looks like Backup when he was a puppy. The cool thing about walking a pit bull (or American Bulldog as the case may be) is that nobody will fuck with you. Kinda like when I’m walking with my lady friends. Anybody tries to fuck with them and they will get a taste of the double guns I call Lefty and Righty. Like just the other day some dude started talking trash and got rowdy so he wound up on the wrong end of a body slam. It was so badass that I lost my job - for keeping it too real. Evidently, a grown man in a giant rat suit is not supposed to throw children into to the plastic ball pit. Some people have no vision. LINKS.

• Abagail Clancy is nude. (DS)
• Madonna will show you the POWER of the Dark SIIIIDE. (Yeeeah)
• Alyssa Milano has hairy arms, although I’ve never looked at that part. (IBBB)
• CoCo floats in Ice Tea. That kind works, right? (IDLYITW)
• Emma Watson caption contest for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Captivity really sucked. Even by our standards. Damn. (Pajiba)
• Shia Leboeuf says he’s a comedian. Heh heh. His name means beef. (DHail)
• Mathew Perry is banging Meg Ryan. BING! (gabsmash)
• Lots of girls like to show their boobies on College Humor ( CH)

Chad Michael Murray (this handsome and happy fellow here) was apparently a bit of a bitch and a “jealous diva” when it came to other male actors filming scenes for One Tree Hill with (his now ex-wife) Sophia Bush. This is despite the fact that he cheated on Sophia during their engagement and during their (brief) marriage with Paris Hilton and several other girls. The jealous behavior allegedly continued even after the two had split.

A friend of John Cates, who played “Rusty” (a rival of Murray’s character “Lucas”) for three episodes in the third season, said Murray was responsible for ending his stint on the series. “Chad told producers, ‘It’s no more John Cates or no more Chad Michael Murray,’ because he thought John and Sophia were flirting,” said the friend. Another insider said, “Chad was a terror to work with. Writers kept plotting him and John against each other, and Chad took it seriously. He told everyone on set he couldn’t stand John, and finally producers wrote him off the show.” (source)

Who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? I’ve watched One Tree Hill a few times. In case you haven’t seen it, it’s a high school drama set near Wilmington NC and has all the plot of a post-it note. The upside is that the “students” wear miniskirts and show a lot of cleave. The downside is Chad Michael Murray with his frosted tips and half ass beard trying to act forlorn and emote. And another thing, who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? Dude, you look like David Caruso and David Spade had a kid. WTF happened there? Paris Hilton? That makes about as much sense as 26 year old actors playing high school students. Here are some candids of Sophia Bush shopping and one pic of Sophia and Chad at their wedding rehearsal. So happy.

Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays :(  …

It’s Monday. I’m still drunk and I hate Irish whiskey from now on. Period. I prefer my whisky sans e, like it was meant to be. Anyway. Here’s Sophia Bush, for no pa’tic’lar reason except that she’s so pretty and I just want to comb her hair and sing to her on a warm summer night with a bottle of ‘82 Margeaux and a bucket of KFC -Original Recipe, cuz I’m old school. No duct tape or anything. She wouldn’t run like the others. I just know it.

LINKS! Muthafuckahs.

• Joss Stone upskirt. When she get so nasty hot? (DS)
• Are you dark & lovely? A gent in the street but a thug in the bed? Wanna bang some luscious white soccer moms while their ineffectual husbands jerk off? You could be a MANDINGO! (Details)
• Michelle Marsh, British chick famous for being naked, naked in Maxim UK. (Phun)
• Paris Hilton is dating some dude who I think is on tv or something. (PopBytes)
• NCAA Girls and their boobies (CH)
• Shooter was pretty good in a 24 kind of way. Dustin, you rogue. (Pajiba)

Paris Hilton never ceases to 1. amaze me, b. be naked, or Stardate 2517.09. be a filthy spoiled whore. That said, I think if she were held a little more as a child she probably wouldn’t be such a drugged out whore. She would just be a plain old vanilla whore like the rest of us. Speaking of filthy vanilla whores, here’s an oldie but nudey pic of Paris’s’s’s’s mom classin’ up tha jizzoint with some Baby Boomer titties. Rrreow. I love Cat Stevens. And apostrophes’.

• Sophia Bush at the Young Hollywood Top 20. Just because. (Bastardly)
• J-Lo’s dad is a Scientologist and a maker of hot latin asses. (Socialite’s Life)
• Eva Longoria is kind of a bitch. (Celeb Gossip Junkie)
• Pink says fur is for fatties. Kinda like her beave. (Pop on the Pop)
• Paris Hilton somehow remaina slutty after all these years. With VIDEO! (DS)
• Here’s QuiteFamo.us the Celebrity Search Engine. (QuiteFamo.us)
• Isaiah Washingtn is in Rehab for for being a bigot? But I thought he loved CRACK(ers)? (TMZ)
• Naked Collge Girl Boobies to crash your work internet filters. (College Humor)

Sophia Bush is the new Wonder Woman. At least according to the crack reporting of Cinematical. Joss Whedon’s much anticipated spank bait live action version of DC Comic’s Wonder Woman has boasted several hot actresses for the lead role including Charisma Carpenter, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel and Nicole Ritchie (jay slash kay, duh.) and has been on the drawing board for about 3 years now with no real plan for launch. That said. OMG. Sophia Bush as Wonder Woman?

Yes, we now officially have another name to throw in the Wonder Woman pot — this time around, it’s actress Sophia Bush who seems to be raising more than a few eyebrows. IESB recently sat down with Bush to discuss her role in The Hitcher remake, and decided to bring up a rumor they had heard awhile back but never wrote about. When asked whether she had discussed playing Wonder Woman with the powers that be, Bush simply replied, “Maybe.” Oh, and then she smiled.

Maybe? So that means there’s a chance. “Maybe” really means “yes” to almost every question you could ask. Like, “would you like to have sex?”, “What if I threw in a roofie?” , “Oh, did I not mention that part?”, ” So you…do want to have sex, then?” Things that also mean yes: Silence, “I’m so drunk” and “can you hold my hair?”

“Which one is it?”

“It’s the one that says bad motherfucker..”

Snoop Dog, who was arrested last week on possession charges, recently spoke out about his disdain for gangster murderer nasty bad man record producer Suge Knight. The new Rolling Stone says:

“I stepped to him at the BET Awards [four years ago]… and he was more scared than a motherfucker,” says Snoop of Suge. He also says he “never was afraid” of Suge, and “was afraid I was gonna have to kill him.”

To which Suge Knight reportedly countered:

“Snoop is a rat,” says Suge to Page Six. “He’s a police informer. This is the only guy who never goes to jail no matter what. I don’t like rats.”
“Snoop has never been in a real fight. When there’s trouble, he runs to the police. He throws up and starts crying.” (source)

I’m really not sure who to believe here. I mean Snoop Dogg is a 125lb pothead who raps about bitch slappin’ girls and Suge Knight is 350 convicted, murderous criminal who supposedly hired people to kill Tupac WHILE HE WAS IN THE SAME CAR and threatened to beat Vanilla Ice with a baseball bat then hung him outside a 15 story building BY HIS GOD DAMN FOOT until he signed away the rights to his album. Who ya got? Actually, uh, I’m totally kidding, bro. Heh heh. Here are some pics of Sophia Bush to take me to my happy place.

That’s a lie. There is nothing better than Sophia Bush posing on a southern river in a white cotton dress-at once, the angelic, unspoiled bayou princess and deliberate diabolic temptress. Angels lament in jealous furies because her cuteness is absolute, tyrannical and knows no bounds. Her cuteness grows and it will destroy you. I’m not obsessed with her, though. My therapist prefers the term psychopathically dangerous infatuation. Whatever.

Feel free to check these hot links while I cut the heart out of these Sophia Bush pictures and paste them them to my collage with my face in the hole. Get it? Yeah well, the so called doctor didn’t either.

• Sophia Bush not mentioned on The Office Thursday on GMMR. Fo’ Sho. (GMMR)
• Emmanuelle Chriqui giving Sophia Bush a run for her cute ass money. (Bastardly)
• Sophia Bush on the cover of the new Maxim. See where this is going? (Bumpshack)
• Bobcat Goldthwait gets in trouble for bestiality not involving Sophia Bush. (Yeeeah!)
• Red Blooded American vagina, but it’s not Sophia Bush’s though. Although, I’m sure hers is. Patriotic, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Jessica Simpson got laid in Africa and divorced Nick Lachey. Not really. But take it from me, you can never go back. Unless it’s with Sophia Bush.(Smart)
• Grey’s anatomy McDreamy fight was started by a gay slur. Not a gay guy who’s had a stroke and tried to fight Patrick Dempsey, but a negative epithet about being gay that was used in the context of an argument by another cast member. No real reason to tell you that. But, you know, in case you were confused like me. Sophia Bush is not a racist. (Cele|bitchy)

Sophia Bush is new to my watch list because I have only watched one episode of One Tree Hill which airs on the CW - late of the now defunct WB network. So why, you may ask am I posting pictures of a girl from the Emmys, which I did not watch, who stars in a show, that I also do not watch, on my site when there is no real story whatsoever? Because Sophia Bush is insanely cute and I think she is trying to kill me.

I’m an expert on beautiful serial killers so I’m pretty sure I’m right when I say she means to kill me me softly with her adorable cuteness. I took a survey of 500 Shar Pei puppies with pink ribbons around their wittle wrinkly heads and they all said that they would rather be set on fire by homeless crippled children with flamethrowers than to see Sophia Bush cry a single tear. The horror. The horror.

Here’s Sophia doing her best to murder me with intense, focused cuteness. OMG. The ice cream cone and pink champagne picture just gave me an aneurysm.