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This is Sophia Bush at the Teen Choice Awards sitting with other actors who play teens but aren’t really. Besides being the choice of 98% of all human life, Sophia was also the big winner at the Teen Choice awards with three awards.

Choice Movie Breakout: Female, Choice Movie Actress: Horror/Thriller for “The Hitcher” and Choice Movie Actress: Comedy for “John Tucker Must Die.” (source)

I guess teens are really stupid because one those movies came out like 2 years ago.  Also,  The Hitcher was Rated R so how did they even see the movie? Maybe they didn’t. Teenagers are known to be liars. Especially the two 17 yr. olds from the Catholic Girl’s School who said that they were at a party at my house when one of them got pregnant. It was a threesome duh, how do you know it was me?

This is Sophia Bush on the beach in North Carolina where she participated in a local beach cleanup project sponsored by Barefoot Wine. Their slogan is “Get Barefoot and Leave only Footprints”. Hey, that’s a pun! I think the people in the background of pic 4 might have left footprints, as well as some cigarette butts and some chicken bones too. Score.

Sophia Bush is so impossibly pretty it’s ridiculous. Even when she’s picking up trash, she never looks bad. She’s one of those girls that always looks so pretty and clean and smells like expensive soap.

Links for you beach bums:

• Are you a lesbian? I bet you are you dirty bird. Find out with this quiz. (QR)
• John Mayer continues to lay all the hot chicks in the world. (Evil Beet)
• Janeane Garafolo is going to be on 24 this season. (Seriously OMG)
• Buffy 2 lookin’ goood. (Bastardly)
• Apparently every African American actor/singer/model/person in Hollywood is on the DL. (Celebrity Smack)
• Lindsay Lohan wants to be a singer. STFU, please. (Notorious)
• Some Disney show with hot chicks pretending to be in high school did something I think. (Downity)
• Fergie wears clothes and is kinda hot. (Gabsmash)
• Paris Hilton still can’t dress. Whore. (DS)
• Pete Doherty proves that there is no law enforcement in England. (Gossip or truth)
• Cute Collge Girl of the week: Laura from Meredith College (College Humor)
• Carrie Underwood sings with Vince Niel for some reason. (Bump Shack)

What’s hotter that a cute chick in a wife-beater walking a pit bull? Nothing. Especially if the dog is listening. This is Sophia Bush walking a dog that looks like Backup when he was a puppy. The cool thing about walking a pit bull (or American Bulldog as the case may be) is that nobody will fuck with you. Kinda like when I’m walking with my lady friends. Anybody tries to fuck with them and they will get a taste of the double guns I call Lefty and Righty. Like just the other day some dude started talking trash and got rowdy so he wound up on the wrong end of a body slam. It was so badass that I lost my job – for keeping it too real. Evidently, a grown man in a giant rat suit is not supposed to throw children into to the plastic ball pit. Some people have no vision. LINKS.

• Abagail Clancy is nude. (DS)
• Madonna will show you the POWER of the Dark SIIIIDE. (Yeeeah)
• Alyssa Milano has hairy arms, although I’ve never looked at that part. (IBBB)
• CoCo floats in Ice Tea. That kind works, right? (IDLYITW)
• Emma Watson caption contest for the pervs. (Bastardly)
• Captivity really sucked. Even by our standards. Damn. (Pajiba)
• Shia Leboeuf says he’s a comedian. Heh heh. His name means beef. (DHail)
• Mathew Perry is banging Meg Ryan. BING! (gabsmash)
• Lots of girls like to show their boobies on College Humor ( CH)

Chad Michael Murray (this handsome and happy fellow here) was apparently a bit of a bitch and a “jealous diva” when it came to other male actors filming scenes for One Tree Hill with (his now ex-wife) Sophia Bush. This is despite the fact that he cheated on Sophia during their engagement and during their (brief) marriage with Paris Hilton and several other girls. The jealous behavior allegedly continued even after the two had split.

A friend of John Cates, who played “Rusty” (a rival of Murray’s character “Lucas”) for three episodes in the third season, said Murray was responsible for ending his stint on the series. “Chad told producers, ‘It’s no more John Cates or no more Chad Michael Murray,’ because he thought John and Sophia were flirting,” said the friend. Another insider said, “Chad was a terror to work with. Writers kept plotting him and John against each other, and Chad took it seriously. He told everyone on set he couldn’t stand John, and finally producers wrote him off the show.” (source)

Who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? I’ve watched One Tree Hill a few times. In case you haven’t seen it, it’s a high school drama set near Wilmington NC and has all the plot of a post-it note. The upside is that the “students” wear miniskirts and show a lot of cleave. The downside is Chad Michael Murray with his frosted tips and half ass beard trying to act forlorn and emote. And another thing, who the fuck would cheat on Sophia Bush? Dude, you look like David Caruso and David Spade had a kid. WTF happened there? Paris Hilton? That makes about as much sense as 26 year old actors playing high school students. Here are some candids of Sophia Bush shopping and one pic of Sophia and Chad at their wedding rehearsal. So happy.