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Breaking news! Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits! Hot story! FB&C Exclusive! Only the most salient gossip can be found here, kids.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.” (source)

Wait. Did I go back in time? If I did, then I promise I’ll be much more careful with the stripper in the blanket trampoline game this time. Promise. Wait. This is November 14th, 2006, right? Didn’t they break up, like last year? It’s like that show where the guy gets the newspaper for next week and he can see all the stuff that’s going to happen so he tries to change it, except here we get the National Enquirer that’s a year old. And there’s dog shit in it.
Here’s Sienna doing what she does best: look cute as a button naked.

Happy Monday, bitches. Emily here. It seems that Sienna Miller thinks monogamy is an overrated value. I couldn’t agree more if I were on the marriage council at Brigham Young. Polygamy rulez!

Her then-fiancé Jude Law apologized for an affair last year, but Sienna Miller has her own issues with monogamy, she says in a new interview.

“I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me,” Miller, who is still seeing Law, tells Rolling Stone in its new issue. “It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re fucking animals.” (source)

And that was exactly my defense at my hearing last week. I still don’t understand why I have to spend the next three weekends corralling trash on the highways while he gets custody of our doublewide AND the Earnhardt Sr. wall clock collection. Young hearts run free, right? Well, so this heart just happened to run freely into the bedroom of a young, studly Hanes model; that isn’t a crime. Although, I’m pretty sure some of our boudoir  activities were illegal in at least 14 states. I’m  a rebel! Here’s Sienna at the Pepe Jeans something-or-other. And the last one is Sienna at a party with the devil. NSFW!
 

Rumors are starting to circulate that Sienna Miller is “dating” her co-star in the new movie “Camille”, James Franco. Franco is best known for his role as Harry Osbourne in The Spiderman movies. “Camille” is about two honeymooners and their road trip to Niagra Falls.

During filming Friday afternoon, the leading pair had to roll around the hay kissing as Franco’s shirt was off. Once the set wrapped, sources say the couple took the on-set frolicking off-set, well into the evening. The two took in a concert and were seen canoodling and dancing in the streets together. Around midnight, Miller and Franco got some Chinese food, enjoyed a cigarette together and hit the nightclubs.

The romance continued Saturday when the two were spotted taking in a matinee of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.” Franco was seen in the movie caressing Miller’s face. After the movie, the pair hit a bookstore called Indigo. (source)

Sienna Miller looks like she would be fun no matter where you took her. She’s cute as can be but with a dirty side; which is a nice combination. And she seems like she is really into miserable sex-based relationships that are destined to fail – which I happen to be really good at. She’s actually perfect for me. Although, I’m going to let her know right up front that I’ll probably sleep with her sister. These images are of the two in Toronto. and the obligatory NSFW images after the jump.

Sienna Miller is vying for the day that she runs into the nanny that caused the problems in her relationship with boyfriend, Jude Law. It seems that cute little Sienna will scrap with just about anybody.

“I’m quite looking forward to the day
when our paths will cross, which I know they will,” Miller told
Interview magazine when asked about Wright. “She better live in fear.

“I just hope she doesn’t run into me in a dark alley.”

That’s just one more reason that makes me want gobble Sienna Miller up one cute little piece at a time. Sienna Miller is blindingly hot, and by blindingly hot I mean that when I see her my eyes close and my hand instantly goes to my crotch. I think she is so sexy because she is so scrappy. Like even everyday events like eating breakfast together may end with you losing an eye. Having sex with Sienna is probably like trying to bang a Tasmanian devil. You’re going to get scratched and bitten and probably lose some blood, but its the battle that draws you in. Then, when your done you’ll have to stuff her back into that cage and hit her with a tranq dart.