Holy shit. By the power of Grayskull, Sienna Miller has some heroic nipples. They’re like two street fighters making their way through the crowded alleys of Shanghai, amidst the din of street vendors, laundry on clotheslines, mopeds, rickshaws and ninjas, battling their way to triad palace headquarters where they’ll finish off the big boss after a chase across the rooftops. That or her shirt is pretty thin. Whatever. I like the ninja story.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster…

Sorry about the delay folks, but all the sites that I rip off read and appreciate with reverence, have been a little slack about posting. Also, I was drunk on Mojitos and sitting on a beach with a girl with frog tattoo on her ass. Dios Mio! What I noticed about the people on the islands is that they’re very accommodating, they’re usually hot and are great at finding good places to dump a body if you have cash. Side note: the beach is not one of those places. What I also noticed this weekend is that Melissa Joan Hart is back to fighting weight and is looking mighty MILFy, in a witchy sort of way. I love freckles. Explain that, Clarissa. LINKS!

• Speaking of Nickleodeon, Hayden Panetierre is doing her best all grow’d up look. So click it, perv. (Bastardly)
• Courtney Love bikini pics. You’d hit it, don’t lie. Like I lied about your sister. (DS)
• P.Diddy banged Sienna Miller. I wonder if he did it Mandingo style and had Jude Law watch? (Yeeeah)
• Jenna  Jameson had surgery on her box and it’s all fucked up now. Because it was so pristine and supple before. (Celebrity Smack)
• Blades of glory sucked. You know what doesn’t? Jenna Fischer’s rack. (Pajiba)

Elisha Cuthbert of 24 is the cutest former Popular Mechanics for Kids host. Ever. This is Elisha misusing the shit out of a hockey stick.  We’ve had hockey for like 45 minutes down south, so I’m no expert but I’m completely sure she’s doing something entirely wrong here. Unless she’s a serial killer. She’s Canadian and I think it’s a law that you have to play hockey or else serve in the army or something so she may know what she’s doing. Although, I’m pretty sure they don’t let girls in Canada join the army or play hockey though, so she’s probably going to get deported. Traitor. Show you’re pride for the good ole USA by turning your heat way the hell up, open a window and click these links.

• Lindsay Lohan is freeloading white trash bitch. (Mollygood)
• Emma Boughton: Hot or Not? (Bastardly)
• Eva Mendes does Maximand is all kinds of tastefully nekkid. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller is a naked drugged out party girl playing a naked drugged out party girl. (Drunken Stepfather)
• College girls and their naked boobies. (College Humor)
• Not that baseball has any rules but Barry Bonds is all hopped up on goofballs (Bumpshack)
• Some old Tiffany Amber Theissen for dat ass. (Subvert)

Ain’t nothin’ worse than havin’ link-debt hangin’ over your head so I’m spreading the love, southern style.

• Check out the new college boobies. For kids. NSFW. (College Humor)
• The Losties are in Scranton? I think Ryan may have yellow fever now. (GMMR)
• Hot videos of college girls. Or Videos on a college site and there may be some girls. Or something. (College Humor)
• Abi Titmus interviews a naked chick about sex. (Bastardly)
• Reese Witherspoon gets revenge by being sexy, southern y’all. (yeeeah)
• Jesus says Trendmill is the new MySpace, except for sexy people. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Speaking of trendmill and sexy mofo’s. Here’s an invite if you need one. (Trendmill)
• Britney may get a visit from Child Protective Services. (Derek Hail)
• Adam Brody is banging Jessica Simpson. (Cele|bitchy)

Breaking news! Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits! Hot story! FB&C Exclusive! Only the most salient gossip can be found here, kids.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.” (source)

Wait. Did I go back in time? If I did, then I promise I’ll be much more careful with the stripper in the blanket trampoline game this time. Promise. Wait. This is November 14th, 2006, right? Didn’t they break up, like last year? It’s like that show where the guy gets the newspaper for next week and he can see all the stuff that’s going to happen so he tries to change it, except here we get the National Enquirer that’s a year old. And there’s dog shit in it.
Here’s Sienna doing what she does best: look cute as a button naked.