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Holy shit. By the power of Grayskull, Sienna Miller has some heroic nipples. They’re like two street fighters making their way through the crowded alleys of Shanghai, amidst the din of street vendors, laundry on clotheslines, mopeds, rickshaws and ninjas, battling their way to triad palace headquarters where they’ll finish off the big boss after a chase across the rooftops. That or her shirt is pretty thin. Whatever. I like the ninja story.

Damn it feels good to be a gangster…

Sorry about the delay folks, but all the sites that I rip off read and appreciate with reverence, have been a little slack about posting. Also, I was drunk on Mojitos and sitting on a beach with a girl with frog tattoo on her ass. Dios Mio! What I noticed about the people on the islands is that they’re very accommodating, they’re usually hot and are great at finding good places to dump a body if you have cash. Side note: the beach is not one of those places. What I also noticed this weekend is that Melissa Joan Hart is back to fighting weight and is looking mighty MILFy, in a witchy sort of way. I love freckles. Explain that, Clarissa. LINKS!

• Speaking of Nickleodeon, Hayden Panetierre is doing her best all grow’d up look. So click it, perv. (Bastardly)
• Courtney Love bikini pics. You’d hit it, don’t lie. Like I lied about your sister. (DS)
• P.Diddy banged Sienna Miller. I wonder if he did it Mandingo style and had Jude Law watch? (Yeeeah)
• Jenna  Jameson had surgery on her box and it’s all fucked up now. Because it was so pristine and supple before. (Celebrity Smack)
• Blades of glory sucked. You know what doesn’t? Jenna Fischer’s rack. (Pajiba)

Elisha Cuthbert of 24 is the cutest former Popular Mechanics for Kids host. Ever. This is Elisha misusing the shit out of a hockey stick.  We’ve had hockey for like 45 minutes down south, so I’m no expert but I’m completely sure she’s doing something entirely wrong here. Unless she’s a serial killer. She’s Canadian and I think it’s a law that you have to play hockey or else serve in the army or something so she may know what she’s doing. Although, I’m pretty sure they don’t let girls in Canada join the army or play hockey though, so she’s probably going to get deported. Traitor. Show you’re pride for the good ole USA by turning your heat way the hell up, open a window and click these links.

• Lindsay Lohan is freeloading white trash bitch. (Mollygood)
• Emma Boughton: Hot or Not? (Bastardly)
• Eva Mendes does Maximand is all kinds of tastefully nekkid. (Yeeeah)
• Sienna Miller is a naked drugged out party girl playing a naked drugged out party girl. (Drunken Stepfather)
• College girls and their naked boobies. (College Humor)
• Not that baseball has any rules but Barry Bonds is all hopped up on goofballs (Bumpshack)
• Some old Tiffany Amber Theissen for dat ass. (Subvert)

Ain’t nothin’ worse than havin’ link-debt hangin’ over your head so I’m spreading the love, southern style.

• Check out the new college boobies. For kids. NSFW. (College Humor)
• The Losties are in Scranton? I think Ryan may have yellow fever now. (GMMR)
• Hot videos of college girls. Or Videos on a college site and there may be some girls. Or something. (College Humor)
• Abi Titmus interviews a naked chick about sex. (Bastardly)
• Reese Witherspoon gets revenge by being sexy, southern y’all. (yeeeah)
• Jesus says Trendmill is the new MySpace, except for sexy people. (Drunken Stepfather)
• Speaking of trendmill and sexy mofo’s. Here’s an invite if you need one. (Trendmill)
• Britney may get a visit from Child Protective Services. (Derek Hail)
• Adam Brody is banging Jessica Simpson. (Cele|bitchy)

Breaking news! Jude Law and Sienna Miller call it quits! Hot story! FB&C Exclusive! Only the most salient gossip can be found here, kids.

“It’s a mutual decision,” a pal of the actor says of ending the roller-coaster romance. “They have definitely come to the end of the road. They tried to make it work but it failed.” (source)

Wait. Did I go back in time? If I did, then I promise I’ll be much more careful with the stripper in the blanket trampoline game this time. Promise. Wait. This is November 14th, 2006, right? Didn’t they break up, like last year? It’s like that show where the guy gets the newspaper for next week and he can see all the stuff that’s going to happen so he tries to change it, except here we get the National Enquirer that’s a year old. And there’s dog shit in it.
Here’s Sienna doing what she does best: look cute as a button naked.

Happy Monday, bitches. Emily here. It seems that Sienna Miller thinks monogamy is an overrated value. I couldn’t agree more if I were on the marriage council at Brigham Young. Polygamy rulez!

Her then-fiancé Jude Law apologized for an affair last year, but Sienna Miller has her own issues with monogamy, she says in a new interview.

“I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me,” Miller, who is still seeing Law, tells Rolling Stone in its new issue. “It’s an overrated virtue, because, let’s face it, we’re fucking animals.” (source)

And that was exactly my defense at my hearing last week. I still don’t understand why I have to spend the next three weekends corralling trash on the highways while he gets custody of our doublewide AND the Earnhardt Sr. wall clock collection. Young hearts run free, right? Well, so this heart just happened to run freely into the bedroom of a young, studly Hanes model; that isn’t a crime. Although, I’m pretty sure some of our boudoir  activities were illegal in at least 14 states. I’m  a rebel! Here’s Sienna at the Pepe Jeans something-or-other. And the last one is Sienna at a party with the devil. NSFW!
 

Rumors are starting to circulate that Sienna Miller is “dating” her co-star in the new movie “Camille”, James Franco. Franco is best known for his role as Harry Osbourne in The Spiderman movies. “Camille” is about two honeymooners and their road trip to Niagra Falls.

During filming Friday afternoon, the leading pair had to roll around the hay kissing as Franco’s shirt was off. Once the set wrapped, sources say the couple took the on-set frolicking off-set, well into the evening. The two took in a concert and were seen canoodling and dancing in the streets together. Around midnight, Miller and Franco got some Chinese food, enjoyed a cigarette together and hit the nightclubs.

The romance continued Saturday when the two were spotted taking in a matinee of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.” Franco was seen in the movie caressing Miller’s face. After the movie, the pair hit a bookstore called Indigo. (source)

Sienna Miller looks like she would be fun no matter where you took her. She’s cute as can be but with a dirty side; which is a nice combination. And she seems like she is really into miserable sex-based relationships that are destined to fail - which I happen to be really good at. She’s actually perfect for me. Although, I’m going to let her know right up front that I’ll probably sleep with her sister. These images are of the two in Toronto. and the obligatory NSFW images after the jump.

Sienna Miller is vying for the day that she runs into the nanny that caused the problems in her relationship with boyfriend, Jude Law. It seems that cute little Sienna will scrap with just about anybody.

“I’m quite looking forward to the day
when our paths will cross, which I know they will,” Miller told
Interview magazine when asked about Wright. “She better live in fear.

“I just hope she doesn’t run into me in a dark alley.”

That’s just one more reason that makes me want gobble Sienna Miller up one cute little piece at a time. Sienna Miller is blindingly hot, and by blindingly hot I mean that when I see her my eyes close and my hand instantly goes to my crotch. I think she is so sexy because she is so scrappy. Like even everyday events like eating breakfast together may end with you losing an eye. Having sex with Sienna is probably like trying to bang a Tasmanian devil. You’re going to get scratched and bitten and probably lose some blood, but its the battle that draws you in. Then, when your done you’ll have to stuff her back into that cage and hit her with a tranq dart.